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A warning
FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Anders, Oghren
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: People are being warned
WHEN: Current!
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Oghren. Blue is Oghren, bold is Anders.
SENDER: Anders, Oghren
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: People are being warned
WHEN: Current!
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Oghren. Blue is Oghren, bold is Anders.
[There's a heavy sigh before he speaks; the first speaker, Anders, might be having some serious regrets.]
We've a new Warden, or rather an old Warden returned to the group, and I've a warning to issue: if you're challenged to a drinking contest with a particularly smelly dwarf, do not take it. The Wardens are not responsible for what happens if you decide to ignore this advice. Honestly, your best bet is to steer clear altoge--what are you drinking now?
[There's some bottles clinking together followed by a loud belch before Oghren speaks up.]
You need some better alcohol. This tastes worst than actual piss. Funny color to it too.
That's not... Maker's breath, Oghren, that's not for gulping down! Put the remnants of the potions down and stop messing with them! If you puke or you die, you better do it outside this tent. I'm not responsible for that either.
[There's more clinking as Anders gathers up what remnants he can.]
What are you going on about? That wasn't ale? [There's a pause.] My ancestors fat tits, what was that, sparkle fingers?
Who would keep ale in the healing tents? That was twenty doses of emetic. Now step outside, because you are not going to get sick in here.
[There's now a grumble and some rustling.] Never heard of keeping something good around for pain. Got to have those potions instead. Can't just have a good ale or something stronger. Got to be... [The sound trails off as he heads outside.]
[There's another heavy sigh. Anders sounds like he's already exhausted when he continues.]
Don't challenge him. Just don't. And if anyone listening cares to bring additional ghoul's beard to the healing tents, I'm in need of it.
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Heh. I sure am.
[She's not talking about you, Oghren.]
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'Sparklefingers'.
[ ... she might be enjoying this a little too much ]
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Sure. He's got those fingers that sparkle when he doesn't use that stick. Wiggles them about and woooooo magic.
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An... older nickname. Yes. Related to magic, incidentally.
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I can snag some from the gardens on my way.
Oghren...you mean Warden Cousland's companion from the Fifth Blight? And he's...really a Warden?
[You sure? You can take that back, Anders, no one will hold it against you.]
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That's right. One of those companions and definitely a Warden.
[He laughs a bit.]
Didn't even pass out from the drink.
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... I really thought he had fallen off a cliff while drunk.
[Because there was no way the Anders Wardens had been able to get to the legend of Oghren.]
Ah, yes, speaking of -- are you free soonish?
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I'm free for a pretty voice like that anytime you like.
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[He sighs.]
I'll be free in a few hours, provided he doesn't die.
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To action or a log?
Loooooog!
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[Because, yeah. That's the important part to focus on. To be honest, the rest didn't matter to the Doctor, he doesn't care for the class system here and he's not in a place to help with the emetic.]
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He's a lightweight. Can't keep up with me. So he's thinking no one else can either.
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[Any hint of amusement in his tone has nothing to do with the word 'sparklefingers'. None whatsoever.
Well...maybe it does just a little.]
So what's so bad about them with this particular Warden, then?
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I piss ale. He probably thinks you'll see your ancestors before you beat me at a drinking contest.
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Well.
I'm glad I'm not the official drunk disaster Warden anymore.
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[He needs to fix that too because ugh he purged his poor alcohol.]
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[He just got done throwing up his life and now this. Look you, he is tall enough to show you just what he can punch.]
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If you need someone to fetch the ghoul's beard, I don't mind taking a trip to the castle. [He never minds, but you should be aware it might take longer to get it, seeing as he'll likely get side tracked by a certain pretty elf lady.]
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Because it looks like this camp is boring and quiet and that needs some fixing.
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[The important™ questions.]
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Imagine you've had the best food to eat your whole life. Then imagine expelling that all over the ground until you're pretty sure your stomach is just trying to run away and find another body to live in.
[There's a snort on his end because you try purging and then not getting some up your nose okay.]
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Just make sure that this new... old... comer... doesn't disgrace our order, that's all I ask.
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Well, sir, he gives you a nice loud fart over the crystal. Be glad you can't smell it.]
Heh. That was a good one. Nice and fresh.
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[She's disappointed in you, world. Not that that's anything new.]
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Heh. I'm a ladykiller, not one that gets killed.
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At the Healing Tents
I brought ghoul's beard.
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Thank you. That's exactly what I need after him.
[He jerks his head in the direction of outside, where Oghren can be heard chattering away on the crystal.]
He means well, some of the time. He's just a handful. ...Which I imagine you already know. Here, would you like to see me prepare it while you tell me something interesting you've been up to? It's been some time since we talked last.
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[But he sounds amused rather than annoyed.]
I babyproofed the healer's tent. I didn't think about Oghren-proofing it.
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