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therookery2017-03-09 07:27 pm
justice_is_blond) wrote in therookery2017-03-09 07:27 pm
A warning
FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Anders, Oghren
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: People are being warned
WHEN: Current!
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Oghren. Blue is Oghren, bold is Anders.
SENDER: Anders, Oghren
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: People are being warned
WHEN: Current!
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Oghren. Blue is Oghren, bold is Anders.
[There's a heavy sigh before he speaks; the first speaker, Anders, might be having some serious regrets.]
We've a new Warden, or rather an old Warden returned to the group, and I've a warning to issue: if you're challenged to a drinking contest with a particularly smelly dwarf, do not take it. The Wardens are not responsible for what happens if you decide to ignore this advice. Honestly, your best bet is to steer clear altoge--what are you drinking now?
[There's some bottles clinking together followed by a loud belch before Oghren speaks up.]
You need some better alcohol. This tastes worst than actual piss. Funny color to it too.
That's not... Maker's breath, Oghren, that's not for gulping down! Put the remnants of the potions down and stop messing with them! If you puke or you die, you better do it outside this tent. I'm not responsible for that either.
[There's more clinking as Anders gathers up what remnants he can.]
What are you going on about? That wasn't ale? [There's a pause.] My ancestors fat tits, what was that, sparkle fingers?
Who would keep ale in the healing tents? That was twenty doses of emetic. Now step outside, because you are not going to get sick in here.
[There's now a grumble and some rustling.] Never heard of keeping something good around for pain. Got to have those potions instead. Can't just have a good ale or something stronger. Got to be... [The sound trails off as he heads outside.]
[There's another heavy sigh. Anders sounds like he's already exhausted when he continues.]
Don't challenge him. Just don't. And if anyone listening cares to bring additional ghoul's beard to the healing tents, I'm in need of it.
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'Sparklefingers'.
[ ... she might be enjoying this a little too much ]
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I can snag some from the gardens on my way.
Oghren...you mean Warden Cousland's companion from the Fifth Blight? And he's...really a Warden?
[You sure? You can take that back, Anders, no one will hold it against you.]
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... I really thought he had fallen off a cliff while drunk.
[Because there was no way the Anders Wardens had been able to get to the legend of Oghren.]
Ah, yes, speaking of -- are you free soonish?
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To action or a log?
Loooooog!
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[Because, yeah. That's the important part to focus on. To be honest, the rest didn't matter to the Doctor, he doesn't care for the class system here and he's not in a place to help with the emetic.]
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[Any hint of amusement in his tone has nothing to do with the word 'sparklefingers'. None whatsoever.
Well...maybe it does just a little.]
So what's so bad about them with this particular Warden, then?
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Well.
I'm glad I'm not the official drunk disaster Warden anymore.
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If you need someone to fetch the ghoul's beard, I don't mind taking a trip to the castle. [He never minds, but you should be aware it might take longer to get it, seeing as he'll likely get side tracked by a certain pretty elf lady.]
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[The important™ questions.]
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Just make sure that this new... old... comer... doesn't disgrace our order, that's all I ask.
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[She's disappointed in you, world. Not that that's anything new.]
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At the Healing Tents
I brought ghoul's beard.
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