FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Wardens Bethany Hawke-Darton and Carver Hawke
RECIPIENT: The Inquisition
WHAT: The Hawke Twins have An Announcement
WHEN: Before the Great Tourney
WHERE: The Gallows
NOTES: Link to the relevant post
SENDER: Wardens Bethany Hawke-Darton and Carver Hawke
RECIPIENT: The Inquisition
WHAT: The Hawke Twins have An Announcement
WHEN: Before the Great Tourney
WHERE: The Gallows
NOTES: Link to the relevant post
[The crystal turns on, and Bethany’s cheerful tones are not marked with anything but outright Glee.] Greetings, members of the Inquisition! You are not going to believe this, but the Wardens have some good news! Yes, I know, we’re all as shocked as you are but … we’re all so very excited!
[Except maybe Teren. However. Teren.]
We’re about to have babies!
[Wait, what?]
I mean, the Griffons are about to have babies!
[And lo and behold, Bethany’s not alone. Carver lets out a choked sound.]
Maker’s breath, lead with that next time. [Now that his heart rate’s going back down and he’s assured he’s not somehow going to be an uncle anytime soon:] But it’s true. There are two clutches. One’s out in a cliff-side near the sea, so it’s safe. But the other’s in one of the abandoned courtyards, not far from the griffons’ tower. Leave it be. Or else we don’t bloody want to hear it when one of the parents-to-be rips out one of your eyes for getting too close.
We’re completely serious, by the way. They will, in fact, rip your eyes out. [Bethany’s tone is firm, before she lets out a noise that most thirty-year old women wouldn’t think of making.] Can you believe it? Little griffon babies, flying all about again. They’re going to be Adorable.
[Beat.]
… and deadly. Dear Maker please do not pick them up unless you’ve had lessons from the Griffon Riders first, please please please.
[Another beat.]
Oh and guard your ham for the next few months!
Guard your bloody everything for the next few months. Luckily, the other griffons are fine. Just avoid the budding parents and their nests. If anyone wants to know which particular courtyard to avoid, we’ll let you know. [And now for something rare: Carver’s tone lightens up a tad as he continues.] That all being said, we’ve got at least ten griffon...lings? What even is a baby griffon called? Anyway, the hatchlings will need names, and judging by the names of the current generation, Wardens shouldn’t be left to name anything.
I … think they are called hatchlings? I’m not sure. Perhaps we get to call them whatever we like since they haven’t been around for four hundred or so years. [A clearing of her throat.] With that said, we are open to suggestions for the names of our newest brood. Just nothing … really offensive. No curse words, please. Or anyone who has committed mass genocide, that would be lovely.
Pretty sure they have a name in place already, given that they were around for quite a long time. [Buuuut that’s not really all that important.] And if anyone tries to give them any stupid baby names again I’m coming into your home and throwing you out the nearest window. That trend dies with the first generation.
[He’s got feelings about it okay.]
Right. I think that’s all. You all know what’s happening, you’ve been warned, and that’s all we needed to do. Any questions you might have, we’ll do our best to answer. [A pause.] And to those who worked with Bethany and I and helped find those nests? Thanks. I’m sure the griffons appreciate it, too. Especially Button and Flea.
Oh yes, thank you so much, Myr and Alex! You really were lifesavers, the both of you. Please come by anytime that you like to visit. [Bethany adds in, before adding happily.] Have a marvelous day, everyone! We look forward to seeing what names you all come up with.
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