15 November 2018 @ 02:32 am
FORM: Crystals
SENDER: Lux
RECIPIENT: You!
WHAT: Real surveys are for organized people
WHEN: Pre-Ghislain
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Results will be written down for a project IC, so maybe don't talk about super secrets unless you want them out there.

So Kostos

[ see she can be charitable and give credit to people who don't want it as a way to brag ]

— Said and I think it's a really good idea, that we ought to be studying the stuff that comes through portals. Because there's like a whole project and everything, but I think we've all been more focused on making sure our hands don't fall off.

So, if you're a Rifter, did anything come through the portal with you? If you're not, have you found anything from one? What about people who vanished, do you know if they left anything behind?

[ belongings, or meat chunks ]

Also say if we can we borrow it for some tests, and if it's alive whether it's got an anchor, or if there's anything else about it that seems, uh, 'Fade-Touched'? That's what you guys call magic, right?

And if you want to help more than answering questions, let me know! Or if you've got better questions, or if you're doing it already. We should totally team up.
 
 
10 November 2018 @ 08:59 pm
FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Ilias Fabria
RECIPIENT: Everybody
WHAT: A Chantry brother and a Mortalitasi walk into Orzammar, and dwarves don't love them for some reason??
WHEN: Nowish
WHERE: Orzammar


Apologies for the interruption, [ is not the strongest start to Ilias's first sending crystal broadcast; he sounds a bit distracted. ]

Is anyone available who might have [ Hm. ] particular experience with dwarven culture? Specifically, perhaps easing tempers, or appropriate means to show appreciation for one's hosts, or---

[ How do dwarves even work??? ]

Myself and Brother Jehan had some preparation before traveling to Orzammar, of course, but we seem to have-- [ Casually offended the dwarven scribe at the entrance, and watched the remainder of their meeting cascade downhill? ]

It could be going better. [ Help. ] Any advice would be appreciated.
 
 
06 October 2018 @ 09:57 am
 
FORM: crystal
SENDER: Helena & Sarah
RECIPIENT: everyone
WHAT: request for aid and also hi, red lyrium darkspawn
WHEN: nooowwish?
WHERE: Hunterhorn Mountains
NOTES: Helena, reference to injuries. For the To Catch A Darkspawn assignment.



( The voice is muffled for a moment, and presumably the crystal was activated a little early. )

Do not fret, Sestra. It is steady. Be resting.

( And, more clearly: )

We are on mission in Hunterhorns. Only two for stealth, but we are needing help for bringing our quarry back to the Kirkwall. Sarah was very brave and kept our captive from escaping, but her ankle is much broken, now, and she is very bad at steering the lizard horse.
 
 
03 October 2018 @ 01:09 am
FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Lakshmi Bai, Your Very Concerned Mother Who Wants Her Grandchildren
RECIPIENT: All of You, People Who Are Not Giving Her Said Grandchildren
WHAT: A Very Important Question
WHEN: Middle Of A Uneventful Night
WHERE: The Gallows
NOTES: Possible talk of all shady things to do with historical marriages.


For goodness sake, it's marriage, not plague that I am asking if you've contracted. Why on earth do so many of you look like I've asked if your leg has rotten off over something as simple as marriage and children? And at your ages no less?

[ There is that tsk, that universal tsk of a Mother, Grandmother, Aunty, pinching a cheek and fussing. ]

Your fathers and mothers must be growing grey hairs as we speak in worry with your being in a war camp and they are still with no grandchildren.

[ P.S, this is Byerly's fault. ]
 
 
26 September 2018 @ 12:24 pm
 
FORM: crystal
SENDER: Helena
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: important questions
WHEN: nowish
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Helena



Thedas peoples, I have important question. Is any of countries here having cucumbers?

I am trying to make spa day with my sestras, to be fancy ladies, and Sarah is saying tomato is not good replacings. I think instead maybe beetroots would be working, yes?

( There is a mischievous pause, if a pause can convey such things without visual accompaniment. )

And I have now gotten lizard horse. It is very, very ugly. I think maybes her name will be Coupe.
 
 
15 August 2018 @ 08:51 pm
FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: the Baroness Freddie Durfort-Lacapalette & Val de Foncé
RECIPIENT: everyone with a sending crystal
WHAT: some Orlesians meet talking darkspawn in a Temple of Dumat
WHEN: backdated to a few days before the invasion of Minrathous
WHERE: the Silent Plains. underground. literally.
NOTES: we still love threadjacking should the opportunity arise and we’ll be threadjacking YOU. merci beaucoup. Val is this color and Freddie is this color


Inquisition. [Val: Orlesian accent, very serious. As always, this is of dire importance.] Darkspawn. They can talk.

Now, they say nothing of consequence. Indeed, they barely say at all. And yet, they speak. They wear clothing.


Nothing of consequence! Don't mislead them, Valentine, it--he?--the darkspawn, it was repeating a verse about Silence, and this must be a temple to Dumat! Darkspawn worshipping the Old Gods makes quite a bit of sense, one must admit, but reciting prayers! Extraordinary!

Well--yes. [A little annoyed at being corrected, but not very, as it is Freddie who did the correcting.] When it is put that way, of course it all becomes consequential. Perhaps that is the wrong word to use, to discuss such a-- do we call such a thing a feat?

I could hardly guess without more information. We can't eliminate the possibility that they have always been able to speak and have simply never bothered. Or perhaps this is something Corypheus has somehow done to them. It might also--oh look, Val! These scrolls look ancient!

Oh, shit. [But a wondering shit] Tevene, yes? Ancient Tevene, for ancient scrolls. We must take care, to preserve these, carry them back to Kirkwall, for-- Oh, but the research team. We were sent to join them, but alas: to a man, they are dead. Sacrificed, by our best guess, unless they chose to cut their own throats. I hope they were not beloved by anyone of the Inquisition, as they are quite past loving now. Yet in their death, they have led us--de Foncé and Durfort-Lacapalette--to such discovery. Ancient scrolls! A temple! Darkspawn that talk. The sacrifice of these lives has not been in vain. [Well.] Though veins were cut, in the sacrificing.

Sweet Maker, do not start punning. They were fellow seekers of knowledge even if they were Tevinters, we ought to show at least a pinch of respect. [ That to Val, this to their audience: ] Alas, they are quite gone, as Val has said, but this place is marvelous--in a dreadful macabre way, of course, but what a discovery! We may even find something here of interest in combating Corypheus. It's unlikely to be coincidence after all, all this darkspawn and Dumat just now.

Of course, without evidence, we cannot say for certain. Will there be evidence? Only careful excavation and exhaustive research of this ruin will tell.

[Oh, wait--]

And before anyone should be so pedantic as to make the claim that Corypheus is a talking darkspawn, I will disprove this easily and say on the record: that does not count. A corrupted magister may talk. A true darkspawn may not. Until now. Apparently.

Just so. A talking hurlock is an entirely different proposition.
 
 
09 August 2018 @ 10:07 pm
004.  
FORM: crystal
SENDER: Helena
RECIPIENT: anyway
WHAT: :( family :(
WHEN: more after tevinter escapes, probably
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: content warning for reference to past cult involvement, violence and murder, also mutilation and child abuse have come up in some threads although I'm going to try and mark those as appropriate.


I miss my niece. She is... tiny angel, Kira. I am glad she is not here, for her, and the brother-sestra and mother who would be missing here if she was away, but I wish she was here for Sarah.

( A pause, and— )
And me, also. She sees always the good, I think.

Who... Rifters, if you could be wishing for people to be here, who would you choose?
 
 
FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Araceli Bonaventura, Val de Foncé, Korrin Ataash, Helena
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: Translating some markings, mysterious seabeasts, setting the hearts and minds of the Chantry at ease (with this squad??? It's more likely than you think)
WHEN: Waves hand at Solace
WHERE: Brandel's Reach
NOTES: Araceli is blue, Val is green, Helena is red and Korrin is purple.  Will update with anything else!


How is it coming señor de Foncé? Are we done? [Oh does Araceli sound hopeful? Does she sound tired? Is it just a trick of the cave bouncing her voice back at her or is it that she's probably aged ten years here with the dripping of the water all about her while she waits for whatever it is to be done.

Not even somewhere comfy to lounge.
] I should've brought Fernando, he would've loved it out here. And how is it [and this is why the sending crystal is on, or maybe she just wanted everyone to hear her complaints re: Val's painstaking work to be heard by all] that waterproof ink doesn't exist here? It'd save many headaches, no?

If you were wanting to be inventing this waterpoof ink, and to give it to me-- [Val shouts, from somewhere across an echoing cave--where he is, by the way, hard at work, just because he isn’t doing anything demonstrably heroic does not mean his work lacks value--] --right now, in this moment, if you were wanting to invent this thing--then by all means! Invent away! But I can go no faster than I am.

I am personally more interested in these markings--astonishing! Do you know, they do not resemble anything that I have seen? No written language, they are all their own. Do you have any idea, the sort of discovery this-- Look, just here, you can see that the sea has been eradicating this part--but the markings here are stronger, and clearer, and they go all along here, see--down below the water, even--


Eradicates? [What slander is this?] The sea reclaims. Do you think maybe the people who went sailing off beyond the Amaranthine and never returned? [The cool kids who clearly found something so baller that the rest of Thedas got left behind, no forwarding address. Inquisition you may chime in whenever this is riveting stuff all this cool shit no one can see.]

( Helena is listening to these shouting people, unbothered by their sea bickering.
The giant devil woman she has met before is here, and the small one who sounds Spanish but is funny, and now the fancy French whose hair she sort of wants to ruffle. When she speaks, she sounds far off, and that’s probably because she’s scaling rocks in the cave to look for different angles, finding tiny crevices for hand and footholds on the seemingly slick surface and climbing towards a ledge and pile of boulders. Not that anyone can see that over the crystals, of course, but that’s why she sounds a little more distant, a little more echo-y. )


Pretty man. There are more markings up here. Cave-in, I think, blocking off higher tunnel.

( And then the irregular tap-tap-tap-tap of something - a rock, presumably - being pulled away and tossed down into the lower part of the tunnel. )


Fernando, here? That would be entertaining while we wait, at least. Though I don’t even want to imaging trying to wrangle him for the return trip. [Ignoring the sea bickering -because Araceli can hold her own, and there are other issues to address- Korrin glances over and up to the climbing Helena, admiring her skill. She frowns at mention of a cave-in, though.]

Let me help with that, it’s better than standing around waiting for him to finish. [She’ll climb enough to see what Helena’s talking about, then attempt to energize some of the rubble...carefully, not wanting to trigger an incident.]


[In the midst of the chatter, there's a noise. Easily overlooked but coming from the water, not the lapping of the tide but a disturbance. How do you do fellow kids.]
 
 
23 July 2018 @ 12:59 am
FORM: crystal
SENDER: casimir
RECIPIENT: y'all
WHAT: bum dum dum dum dum dum
WHEN: time is a flat circle
WHERE: wherever
NOTES: threadjack as you please

I found a book in the library, 

[ hello inquisition. the words are distant, drifting; the accent as obviously foreign as it's peculiarly-intoned. think: extremely chill dracula ]

It describes the interpretation of dreams — I don't believe it belonged to the Circle, the author was no mage. 

The perspective is new to me. That a dream of squash might symbolize success is, [ pause ] Unorthodox to my understanding.

I require your assistance: What do you dream of? 
 
 
21 July 2018 @ 08:45 pm
FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Beleth
RECIPIENT: Everyone not in Tevinter
WHAT: Just because we're not doing anything cool doesn't mean we can't have fun!!
WHEN: Now
WHERE: The Gallows
NOTES: To clarify, this is for everyone who didn't go to Tevinter period, not just the people who didn't make it to Minrathous.


Hello, everyone. This is Scoutmaster Beleth Ashara, and this message has been sent to everyone who has, for their own reasons, not gone to Tevinter with the rest of the Inquisition.

I've stayed behind as well, and I want to thank all of you for the hard work you've been doing to make sure that our work here continues to go smoothly while the others are gone. I know that it's not easy making up for lost manpower, and I'm grateful that we have so many dedicated people doing their best.

In fact, I'm grateful enough that I thought we could do something special, something fun, to help make up for missing the things they're doing in Tevinter.

Since this would be for everyone here, and there's not many of us, I figured I'd open the floor for suggestions. That way, everyone can have their say, and we can make sure that we have something that's fun for everyone.

To get the ball rolling, possibilities include a small party, everyone getting a day off, or we could do a gathering where we participated in activities to get to know each other better.