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[strangel]

FORM: crystal
SENDER: Helena
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: important questions
WHEN: nowish
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Helena

Thedas peoples, I have important question. Is any of countries here having cucumbers?

I am trying to make spa day with my sestras, to be fancy ladies, and Sarah is saying tomato is not good replacings. I think instead maybe beetroots would be working, yes?

( There is a mischievous pause, if a pause can convey such things without visual accompaniment. )

And I have now gotten lizard horse. It is very, very ugly. I think maybes her name will be Coupe.

Comments

[coquettish_trees]

[ the response is light, amused, and nearly immediate: ]

For the eyes, I assume? They are cultivated in several countries now. However little cheese wheels, chèrie, are the replacement en vogue.

[strangel]

( hold the fuck up )

What are cheese wheel cherries?

( eAe )

[coquettish_trees]

[ oh my god, precious. ]

Little round cheeses that are red, naturally!

[strangel]

( eAe....


.... that sounds cute, though. )

How is cheese tasting?

[coquettish_trees]

Wonderful! And it accompanies wine far better than cucumbers could ever hope to.

[ ...she's going to have to find little red cheese wheels isn't she. ]

[apologist]

Ser Coupe.

[ He’s helping. ]

[limier]

[doneisdone]

[apologist]

[strangel]

Yes, she must be afforded proper respect. This is wise. She is strong, I think. Working with will be going better than fighting against.

[apologist]

Ah, this must be the resemblance!

[strangel]

I was thinking the leather skin and bad breath.

[apologist]

That is not very kind.

[rathercommon]

What have cucumbers got to do with spas?

[strangel]

They are to be made into slices and rested on eyes. I am not sure why this is, but is way to be fancy and feel nice.

[rathercommon]

By putting vegetables on your face? That's awfully weird.

[strangel]

( A thoughtful hum. )

But if we were putting the more tasty foods on our face, then we could not be eating them instead.

[rowancrowned]

Will Coupe be invited to your 'spa day'?

[strangel]

I am not sure lizard horse will balance cucumbers so well on eyes.

[rowancrowned]

Have you tried?

[strangel]

Have you?

[aenseidhe]

What do vegetable have to do with being fancy ladies?

[ he thought farming was for unfancy people??? ]

[strangel]

Is good for making prettier, the ladies say.

[aenseidhe]

Is it? I can't imagine how.

[strangel]

Cooling down face and... less puff. This is what Cosima and fancy lady said.