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[strangel]

FORM: crystal
SENDER: Helena
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: important questions
WHEN: nowish
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Helena

Thedas peoples, I have important question. Is any of countries here having cucumbers?

I am trying to make spa day with my sestras, to be fancy ladies, and Sarah is saying tomato is not good replacings. I think instead maybe beetroots would be working, yes?

( There is a mischievous pause, if a pause can convey such things without visual accompaniment. )

And I have now gotten lizard horse. It is very, very ugly. I think maybes her name will be Coupe.

Comments

Just jumping in

[youwonscience]

They're supposed to reduce puffiness. I don't know if that actually works or if it's just because they're cold so inflammation goes down.

living her best life

[strangel]

What is wrong with puffing?

her best life would be better without puffing

[coquettish_trees]

[ cucumber is hardly the strangest thing she's ever put on her face in this pursuit. ]

It makes one's eyes look smaller and the prominence of the puffiness draws away from the other lovely features one might wish to highlight upon their face.

[youwonscience]

And some people just like how it feels, too, for what it's worth. Like, you do the slices of cucumber on your eyes while you've also got clay on your face or whatever. So you just have to relax awhile to let it work.

[strangel]

What if you fall to sleep and cucumbers fall off?

[coquettish_trees]

[ direly: ] Tragedy.

[rathercommon]

This is all completely ridiculous. People go hungry, you know.

[strangel]

Two cucumber slices will not make big differences to hunger, I think. But is good point, two slices becomes many slices.

[rathercommon]

Right. If everyone uses that -

[ A huff. ]

There are definitely better ways to do things.

[coquettish_trees]

[ she loves an impassioned Kitty, but she's not giving up cheese wheels. sorry boo. ]