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[strangel]

FORM: crystal
SENDER: Helena
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: important questions
WHEN: nowish
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Helena

Thedas peoples, I have important question. Is any of countries here having cucumbers?

I am trying to make spa day with my sestras, to be fancy ladies, and Sarah is saying tomato is not good replacings. I think instead maybe beetroots would be working, yes?

( There is a mischievous pause, if a pause can convey such things without visual accompaniment. )

And I have now gotten lizard horse. It is very, very ugly. I think maybes her name will be Coupe.

Comments

[the_cleric]

[Jester, full of information on what fancy ladies do, says firmly:]

If it was a fashionable cheese coat. Yes. I will make one.

[strangel]

You can make clothes?

( Impressed: ) You do many things.

[the_cleric]

[With unearned but nevertheless totally confident self-confidence:] Oh, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, I am pretty much basically really amazing. But it isn't like it's hard! You could to-tally make a cheese coat too.

[Well.]

You could to-tally help me make a cheese coat too.

[strangel]

I would like this.

( hmmmm )

Is type of cheese important?

[the_cleric]

Ummm... we-ell, probably cheese that is a little firm. Right? So it can hold a shape really really well. But maybe that would be good for cheese armor...

Maybe we should have tests. Experiments. We can get all kinds of different cheeses and see which one is the best for coats!

[strangel]

Yes! And try sewing together and putting on model.

[the_cleric]

And a cheese headpiece, too. Like a hat, or-- oh! Like a crown. Oh, Helena. It will be so beautiful.

[strangel]

This is giving me much hungers.

[the_cleric]

[She groans, quietly, as she clutches her stomach.]

Me tooooo. Okay, okay, let's eat some cheese pastries, and then we can design the pretty cheese coat.