Sending Crystal

[lifeofendurance]

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Aleron Darton
RECIPIENT: The Inquisition
WHAT: Al's Mama has sent an unwanted gift. He wants to give it away.
WHEN: Nowish, but wiggleroom for responses
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Nuglets. Mama is trying to teach him how to diplomacy. Ahahahahaha. Fail.

[That squeaking sound? That's the sound of a crate of nuglets. Eight nug babies to be precise. Over the top of it can be heard Aleron grousing under his breath: Maker and I thought the dresses were bad.]

It appears I have come into the possession of a crate of nugs, which I am to 'distribute as I see fit'?

[Quiet muttered grumbling as he tries reading the note again and sweet Andraste has Mama gone mad?]

Honestly, Mother, how am I to know what... 'prized pets with darling outfits'? Why?

There is attire of some sort for the nugs if that is of any interest. They'll be in the Gallows for anyone who wants them.

Comments

[gatheringstorm]

Do people have to take the outfits, too?

[rowancrowned]

What manner of attire?

[ regifting time. ]

[exequy]

[ He has no intention to respond at first, but after overhearing the others' responses and conversations— ]

You're serious.

[justice_is_blond]

The kitchens could likely take the extra.

[aceso]

[ Oh, how she laughs at this. But to her credit, she doesn't laugh into the crystal. She waits until she has a hold of herself, knowing how easily Aleron can grow flustered. ]

I really must know how you came in possession of these nugs.

[ipseite]

I would be happy to take one. Could it be brought up to the diplomacy division office?

[inagutterson]

[Directed at literally all of you talking about nugs in the kitchen:]

Stop talking about eating the children, my twenty children are listening those could be their relatives you're talking about you animals.

[in_death_sacrifice]

Why would anyone put clothing on a nug?

[Oh he can guess this is some "quirky nobility" thing, he'd seen it plenty growing up. But... still... why?]

[aforethought]

You're just giving out free nugs?

[ archly suspicious ]

[iceblade]

I'll take one, why not?

[She chuckles.]

You can keep the clothes, though. An Avvar's companion deserves something less lowlander-ish.

[el_tybs]

You know, I think one of our Advisors has a fondness of nugs. [Course getting them from Kirkwall to Skyhold would be the bigger issue.]

Well if you don't find homes for some of them, you could always start your own business of nug racing.

Much much later

[gottakeeponejumpahead]

'Scuse me serah, do you still have nugs left? I'm going to start a baby nug racing event and I want to make sure we have enough entries.

[Please tell him you haven't cooked them. Please.]