lifeofendurance: (Exasperated)
Aleron Darton ([personal profile] lifeofendurance) wrote in [community profile] therookery2017-09-30 07:59 pm

Sending Crystal

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Aleron Darton
RECIPIENT: The Inquisition
WHAT: Al's Mama has sent an unwanted gift. He wants to give it away.
WHEN: Nowish, but wiggleroom for responses
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Nuglets. Mama is trying to teach him how to diplomacy. Ahahahahaha. Fail.



[That squeaking sound? That's the sound of a crate of nuglets. Eight nug babies to be precise. Over the top of it can be heard Aleron grousing under his breath: Maker and I thought the dresses were bad.]

It appears I have come into the possession of a crate of nugs, which I am to 'distribute as I see fit'?

[Quiet muttered grumbling as he tries reading the note again and sweet Andraste has Mama gone mad?]

Honestly, Mother, how am I to know what... 'prized pets with darling outfits'? Why?


There is attire of some sort for the nugs if that is of any interest. They'll be in the Gallows for anyone who wants them.
in_death_sacrifice: (when the cold grave has come)

[personal profile] in_death_sacrifice 2017-10-30 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
That must be a welcome change from that discussion. Marriage and children are a noble obsession, unfortunately.

[He'd stopped getting badgered about any of it the day he'd joined the Grey Wardens. His adoptive father had at least had Cecil to count on still for that, so it had been... relatively easy enough to deal with.]