Aleron Darton (
lifeofendurance) wrote in
therookery2017-09-30 07:59 pm
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Sending Crystal
FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Aleron Darton
RECIPIENT: The Inquisition
WHAT: Al's Mama has sent an unwanted gift. He wants to give it away.
WHEN: Nowish, but wiggleroom for responses
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Nuglets. Mama is trying to teach him how to diplomacy. Ahahahahaha. Fail.
SENDER: Aleron Darton
RECIPIENT: The Inquisition
WHAT: Al's Mama has sent an unwanted gift. He wants to give it away.
WHEN: Nowish, but wiggleroom for responses
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Nuglets. Mama is trying to teach him how to diplomacy. Ahahahahaha. Fail.
[That squeaking sound? That's the sound of a crate of nuglets. Eight nug babies to be precise. Over the top of it can be heard Aleron grousing under his breath: Maker and I thought the dresses were bad.]
It appears I have come into the possession of a crate of nugs, which I am to 'distribute as I see fit'?
[Quiet muttered grumbling as he tries reading the note again and sweet Andraste has Mama gone mad?]
Honestly, Mother, how am I to know what... 'prized pets with darling outfits'? Why?
There is attire of some sort for the nugs if that is of any interest. They'll be in the Gallows for anyone who wants them.
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Very well. The smallest is spoken for, but all the remainder are available.
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[It seems cruel to just leave them out in the sun to burn. Would they burn?]