Sending Crystal

[lifeofendurance]

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Aleron Darton
RECIPIENT: The Inquisition
WHAT: Al's Mama has sent an unwanted gift. He wants to give it away.
WHEN: Nowish, but wiggleroom for responses
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Nuglets. Mama is trying to teach him how to diplomacy. Ahahahahaha. Fail.

[That squeaking sound? That's the sound of a crate of nuglets. Eight nug babies to be precise. Over the top of it can be heard Aleron grousing under his breath: Maker and I thought the dresses were bad.]

It appears I have come into the possession of a crate of nugs, which I am to 'distribute as I see fit'?

[Quiet muttered grumbling as he tries reading the note again and sweet Andraste has Mama gone mad?]

Honestly, Mother, how am I to know what... 'prized pets with darling outfits'? Why?

There is attire of some sort for the nugs if that is of any interest. They'll be in the Gallows for anyone who wants them.

Comments

[rowancrowned]

That seems more practical than as pets, though I suspect the Dwarves have found far more uses for them.

Is it weaned, and ready to take today?

[lifeofendurance]

I believe so. There was no dam included with the nuglets.

[rowancrowned]

I will also take the clothing and boots for the nugs you are giving to the kitchens. Allow me perhaps an hour to make my way to the Gallows.

[lifeofendurance]

Of course. I'll have all of that boxed up for transport on your arrival.

[rowancrowned]

It is appreciated.

Please, give your mother my thanks.

[lifeofendurance]

I shall do so.

And thank you for taking one. I worried I'd be stuck with the whole litter and no clue what to do with them.

[rowancrowned]

It is no trouble. They are merry little things.

[ and it might make yngvi smile. maybe he can fit one of the vests on rump roast? ]

The boots are not made of nug leather, are they?

[lifeofendurance]

They are not. That would be frightful, wouldn't it? Some sort of supple black suede, it appears. With silver buttons.

[rowancrowned]

It would.

[ he did consider it. ]

No expense was spared, I see.

[lifeofendurance]

I am not surprised. Spending for show is a favored pastime for the Orlesians, though it is my understanding that there is more politic behind it than just excess.