Sending Crystal

[lifeofendurance]

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Aleron Darton
RECIPIENT: The Inquisition
WHAT: Al's Mama has sent an unwanted gift. He wants to give it away.
WHEN: Nowish, but wiggleroom for responses
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Nuglets. Mama is trying to teach him how to diplomacy. Ahahahahaha. Fail.

[That squeaking sound? That's the sound of a crate of nuglets. Eight nug babies to be precise. Over the top of it can be heard Aleron grousing under his breath: Maker and I thought the dresses were bad.]

It appears I have come into the possession of a crate of nugs, which I am to 'distribute as I see fit'?

[Quiet muttered grumbling as he tries reading the note again and sweet Andraste has Mama gone mad?]

Honestly, Mother, how am I to know what... 'prized pets with darling outfits'? Why?

There is attire of some sort for the nugs if that is of any interest. They'll be in the Gallows for anyone who wants them.

Comments

[inagutterson]

Samouel how have you not met them, did you think I just swapped the names around?

And they're nugs. It's not like I'm stacking twenty mabari on top of each other, they trundle about or curl up in a little heap in the keg or under my bed.

[el_tybs]

I don't recall meeting any nugs, save for the one Cole brought back to Skyhold wearing little red boots.

[Now he's going to be up all night trying to recall her name.]

Guess the better question is, have you had nugs this whole time I've known you? [Because that would be something if twenty nugs had been traveling with the Boneflayers this whole time and then from Skyhold to Kirkwall.]

[inagutterson]

No, I got them when I decided I wanted to go to Orlais before coming to Skyhold. Needed a way to get here so nug-drawn chariot was the only reasonable option so I've had this lot since I came to Skyhold alone about a year ago now.

[Wow it's really been a year how did that happen?]

[el_tybs]

[Well damn, it has been a year hasn't it?]

Ah huh... I didn't know that. Don't think I got introduced.

[inagutterson]

[A month after Asher, that's when Yngvi showed up, already ticking over again. Not that he counts these things. That'd be sad.]

Maybe I thought you were too much of the riff-raff. You want to meet them?

[el_tybs]

Riff-raff? [Did you really just call him that?] I was going to guess it was because of turning into a dog, but alright. [He's been called a lot of things, but riff-raff was different]

Ummm... sure? [He might as well? He's not really sure how it's going to feel like being around twenty nugs. Then again it couldn't be any worse then a nuggalope right?]

[inagutterson]

You lived in Ostwick. Ostwick. I'm from Kirkwall, pedigreed. [Before that you were from land of the doglords so excuse you are prime riff-raff.]

I'm out by the Gallows packing up some supplies if you're floating around. If not, I share a room with Ser Coupe.

[el_tybs]

Ahhhh-huuuuuh. [That's an interesting... argument. Course he's sure regardless of what he argues he's still going to be riff-raff.]

Wait... [There's a lot of 'wait'ing going on here.] You share a room with Ser Coupe? [Nug viewing will have to wait for a moment with this new information. Nothing wrong with it, but seemed like an odd room situation. Especially now that he knew there were twenty nugs involved.]

[inagutterson]

Can't a person share a room with another person they get along with when they're a decent person?

[The list of people who tend to treat Yngvi like a person and an individual are low. Wren happens to be one of them. Someone who sifts through the wordplay and does it back but doesn't--

Doesn't make it weird. He needs that as much as he thinks she maybe needs someone like Yngvi who says mad things but also very true things in his own way.]

[el_tybs]

Generally one hopes that is the situation upon sharing a room with someone. [He's had to share rooms with plenty of people he didn't like, but since they could pick their own housing and with whom to share it with, yes, sharing with a decent person was best.]

She's nice, but I still don't know her well, so I guess it just took me by surprise.

[inagutterson]

One day I'll show you my childhood bedroom in Darktown, cosy doesn't quite cover it. [More: how many children can you cram into one space probably for the best if what we call beds all touch that way they can't fall down the gaps between because we're too busy to supervise you past a certain hour good luck survival of the fittest kids.]

Probably the most decent Templar I've met and I've sold lyrium to more Templars than I can shake a stick at. Or throw the stick at the leg it.

[el_tybs]

[It probably shouldn't surprise him that Yngvi was in lyrium trade in the past. Really it just confirmed the rumors he had heard while in the Circle and hadn't bothered to see if they were true.]

I can probably count her as the top few.