Sending Crystal

[lifeofendurance]

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Aleron Darton
RECIPIENT: The Inquisition
WHAT: Al's Mama has sent an unwanted gift. He wants to give it away.
WHEN: Nowish, but wiggleroom for responses
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Nuglets. Mama is trying to teach him how to diplomacy. Ahahahahaha. Fail.

[That squeaking sound? That's the sound of a crate of nuglets. Eight nug babies to be precise. Over the top of it can be heard Aleron grousing under his breath: Maker and I thought the dresses were bad.]

It appears I have come into the possession of a crate of nugs, which I am to 'distribute as I see fit'?

[Quiet muttered grumbling as he tries reading the note again and sweet Andraste has Mama gone mad?]

Honestly, Mother, how am I to know what... 'prized pets with darling outfits'? Why?

There is attire of some sort for the nugs if that is of any interest. They'll be in the Gallows for anyone who wants them.

Comments

[inagutterson]

[He has a brilliant idea.]

When she's bigger, get a basin from m'lady's staff and see if she can for a swim. They like splashing, they call 'em mud-splashers in Orzammar but I took the beefier ones to the river in Skyhold. Loved it. See if she she can live up to a big name like that.

[Honestly Yngvi would make it a point just to purposefully upset the spawn of a Thranduil until possibly now. Even now. He will now be the good and chosen child. Step-child. However he fits into this family.]

I hope it's different to how naming a baby dwarf goes…

1/2

[rowancrowned]

[ yngvi oh no you made him laugh. ]

[rowancrowned]

I shall.

[ he never paid much mind to dwarven culture beyond what had been necessary to avoid diplomatic incidents with erebor, and dwarves were secretive creatures beyond that. but the way yngvi says that, it begs a question. ]

How are baby dwarves named?

[inagutterson]

You throw something next to them and whatever wail the baby makes, that's their name. Name ourselves y'see.

[These are True Dwarf Facts. Yngvi is a dwarf stating those facts.]