stupid network banter | crystals

[wythersake]

FORM: Crystals
SENDER: Isaac
RECIPIENT: You!
NOTES: Roëmænce Partnær Quiz. This whole post is NSFW.

Now that we've the proper criteria, who do we think is compatible? Quietly simmering with lust, and unable to act upon it by virtue of their, oh. Virtues.

While we're at it, we ought to determine the next public breakdown. Perhaps we can reuse the quiz — Have you ever shared laughter, only while quivering with barely-controlled rage, etcetera —

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[elegiaque]

You know, I think I overlooked this when I was considering things I know about Isaac. “Bizarrely preoccupied with who other people might be fucking” should have been higher on the list.

[galvanising]

What's the old saying? Those can, do. Those that can't, gossip?

[wythersake]

There's perilously little to talk about in a Circle tower. Every marginally appropriate permutation sees consideration — why, I understand that even Enchanter Averesch made friends —

[ with the other babies ]

[laruetheday]

The quiz thinks I'm "warm friends" with almost all of you.

[elegiaque]

I'm your warm friend, certainly.

[wythersake]

Well that won't do. You're young, you deserve a mortal enemy or two.

[altusimperius]

I'll take it.

[galvanising]

Let's see, there's that division head who's always sharing longing looks with that buff rifter. And the skinny guy and the scream-y Vint. And of course Kostos and Barrow. For nervous breakdowns, could be any of them, really.

[wythersake]

Oh, the rifter does seem nervous. Do you suppose it's because he works for her?

[bouchonne]

Have you not learned anyone’s name?

[thereneverwas]

[exequy]

Bet we could all make one of the Templars scream in public by the end of the month.

[wythersake]

[ immediately: ]

Barrow.

[galvanising]

I'm sure we could, but no Templars has always been the rule. And now that Coupe's gone I'm just not sure any of the rest are worth breaking it.

[succise]

Boring.

Who is incompatible? Who of us hates someone else in this company, violently?

[wythersake]

Oh, then you must begin. I'm far too boring to comment.

[bouchonne]

I should hope that no one is holding themselves back from a good screw out of some sense of propriety.

[wythersake]

Is propriety a virtue? Certainly there are virtues that extend beyond it. Perhaps they've been consumed by the dishonour, or uncharity of the act.

[allthatgleamsisgold]

Since when have humans let anything get in the way of acting on lust? ...Sand eels reproduce with less frequency.

And what is so virtuous about abstaining from whatever it is you want?

[wythersake]

Demons.

[cozen]

Can we nominate ourselves for the breakdown? I think I deserve one.

[ The last one doesn't count because it was largely invisible to the naked eye and then they reset the timeline. ]

[wythersake]

Go on, then. Or will we need an inciting incident?

[ what the fuck is a granitefell ]

[elegiaque]

When we get a new morale officer, they should manage a schedule.

[untiltheyarent]

We will ensure you are well equipped and can do so safely.

[tadpoled]

Suppose it's not unnatural to be mortal enemies with some.

But all? Did I complete this correctly?

[wythersake]

Mssr, only you can look into your heart. And presumably whatever you've written these down on.