stupid network banter | crystals

[wythersake]

FORM: Crystals
SENDER: Isaac
RECIPIENT: You!
NOTES: Roëmænce Partnær Quiz. This whole post is NSFW.

Now that we've the proper criteria, who do we think is compatible? Quietly simmering with lust, and unable to act upon it by virtue of their, oh. Virtues.

While we're at it, we ought to determine the next public breakdown. Perhaps we can reuse the quiz — Have you ever shared laughter, only while quivering with barely-controlled rage, etcetera —

Comments

[allthatgleamsisgold]

No, you're not as colourful. Nor do I think your brood would be quite as substantial.

The comparison between humans and sand eels was only hyperbole.

[He's just saying. Because he usually doesn't get it when people whip it out at him.]

[wythersake]

You’re getting better about catching that. [ faint approval: ] I may introduce you to Mssr. Tav.

[allthatgleamsisgold]

[Suspicious.]

...Why...?

my phone autocorrected suit to shit originally

[wythersake]

You both come at conversational convention as outsiders, and have worked hard to remedy that. A degree of mutual practice would suit you well.

that gives that sentence a *whole* new meaning

[allthatgleamsisgold]

There is a saying I believe.

Something about the blind leading the blind.

[wythersake]

See? [ that's a blind joke ] You're already improving.

[allthatgleamsisgold]

You're enjoying this.

I should have bit harder.