stupid network banter | crystals

[wythersake]

FORM: Crystals
SENDER: Isaac
RECIPIENT: You!
NOTES: Roëmænce Partnær Quiz. This whole post is NSFW.

Now that we've the proper criteria, who do we think is compatible? Quietly simmering with lust, and unable to act upon it by virtue of their, oh. Virtues.

While we're at it, we ought to determine the next public breakdown. Perhaps we can reuse the quiz — Have you ever shared laughter, only while quivering with barely-controlled rage, etcetera —

Comments

[laruetheday]

The quiz thinks I'm "warm friends" with almost all of you.

[elegiaque]

I'm your warm friend, certainly.

[laruetheday]

Correct.

[elegiaque]

( just unironically pleased about that, thanks. )

I haven't done it. But I'm confident I know where I stand, generally.

[wythersake]

Well that won't do. You're young, you deserve a mortal enemy or two.

[laruetheday]

I said almost all of you.

[wythersake]

Swords at dawn, then?

[laruetheday]

I'm down.

[wythersake]

I want Anderson for my second.

[armd]

No.

[wythersake]

What if I bribed you?

[armd]

Go on.

[wythersake]

Half a day's pay, two minutes unsupervised with our elfroot stores, and I choose not to publicly comment upon the particular starry-eyed gaze you've turned upon certain members of our company —

[armd]

I don't know what you're talking about, but I accept.

[wythersake]

Good. I recuse myself from first, have at it.

[armd]

Hilarious.

I'm gonna fight you, then her.

[laruetheday]

[ whaaaat ]

What starry-eyed gaze?

[wythersake]

I suppose that now I couldn't possibly comment. Unless I received a better offer,

[laruetheday]

What, like a full day's pay?

[laruetheday]

Wow, I didn't know you were that easy.

[armd]

Usually I'd fight you for nothing, so I think I'm actually being pretty difficult.

[laruetheday]

Oh.

Yeah, I guess.

[altusimperius]

I'll take it.

[laruetheday]

Good, because you were one of the people I tested.

[altusimperius]

Good.

[he has FRIENDS! FRIENDS!]