stupid network banter | crystals

[wythersake]

FORM: Crystals
SENDER: Isaac
RECIPIENT: You!
NOTES: Roëmænce Partnær Quiz. This whole post is NSFW.

Now that we've the proper criteria, who do we think is compatible? Quietly simmering with lust, and unable to act upon it by virtue of their, oh. Virtues.

While we're at it, we ought to determine the next public breakdown. Perhaps we can reuse the quiz — Have you ever shared laughter, only while quivering with barely-controlled rage, etcetera —

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[armd]

No.

[wythersake]

What if I bribed you?

[armd]

Go on.

[wythersake]

Half a day's pay, two minutes unsupervised with our elfroot stores, and I choose not to publicly comment upon the particular starry-eyed gaze you've turned upon certain members of our company —

[armd]

I don't know what you're talking about, but I accept.

[wythersake]

Good. I recuse myself from first, have at it.

[armd]

Hilarious.

I'm gonna fight you, then her.

[wythersake]

And what would he ever think of that.

[armd]

I know what you're doing, you know.

[wythersake]

How do you spend the bulk of your time together?

[ a pen scratches. on a quiz. ]

[armd]

You wanna be mortal enemies with me? Cuz it's heading that way.

[wythersake]

Well, I'm not dueling the both of you, so we'll need some new method of settling the squabble. I do go in for poison —

[armd]

So you're a coward.

[laruetheday]

[ whaaaat ]

What starry-eyed gaze?

[wythersake]

I suppose that now I couldn't possibly comment. Unless I received a better offer,

[laruetheday]

What, like a full day's pay?

[wythersake]

A day's pay, eight hours a night unsupervised with my own stores, and not being run through with a spear.

[laruetheday]

Or I can just get her to tell me.

[wythersake]

Foiled again by the cunning of youth.

[laruetheday]

Or the power of friendship?

[wythersake]

Warm friendship?

[laruetheday]

No, I definitely got 'eternal lovers' when I took the quiz for Abs.

[laruetheday]

Wow, I didn't know you were that easy.

[armd]

Usually I'd fight you for nothing, so I think I'm actually being pretty difficult.

[laruetheday]

Oh.

Yeah, I guess.