stupid network banter | crystals

[wythersake]

FORM: Crystals
SENDER: Isaac
RECIPIENT: You!
NOTES: Roëmænce Partnær Quiz. This whole post is NSFW.

Now that we've the proper criteria, who do we think is compatible? Quietly simmering with lust, and unable to act upon it by virtue of their, oh. Virtues.

While we're at it, we ought to determine the next public breakdown. Perhaps we can reuse the quiz — Have you ever shared laughter, only while quivering with barely-controlled rage, etcetera —

Comments

[elegiaque]

( terribly seriously: ) It's accepted battlefield wisdom.

[galvanising]

That was the first thing I was taught about being a knight enchanter. Never go on a battlefield without shoes on.

[elegiaque]

If you leave a battlefield with less shoes than you arrived, it isn't going well for you.

[galvanising]

So true. I mean how many corpses have you seen with no shoes on? That's a clear pattern.