stupid network banter | crystals

[wythersake]

FORM: Crystals
SENDER: Isaac
RECIPIENT: You!
NOTES: Roëmænce Partnær Quiz. This whole post is NSFW.

Now that we've the proper criteria, who do we think is compatible? Quietly simmering with lust, and unable to act upon it by virtue of their, oh. Virtues.

While we're at it, we ought to determine the next public breakdown. Perhaps we can reuse the quiz — Have you ever shared laughter, only while quivering with barely-controlled rage, etcetera —

Comments

[galvanising]

Let's see, there's that division head who's always sharing longing looks with that buff rifter. And the skinny guy and the scream-y Vint. And of course Kostos and Barrow. For nervous breakdowns, could be any of them, really.

[wythersake]

Oh, the rifter does seem nervous. Do you suppose it's because he works for her?

[galvanising]

Yeah, I'd mark her down for 4 points - secretly in love, and working closely together. Wait, which rifter are you thinking of?

[wythersake]

The broad one. Dresses rather well, despite the shoulders, I would like to meet his tailor.

[elegiaque]

( the sound of someone who's been trying to figure this out, slightly against her will, )

Loxley and Yseult?

[galvanising]

He does fit that description. They'd make a very pretty couple.

I can't see why you'd need a tailor specializing in broad shoulders, Isaac.

[wythersake]

What better way to find their clientele? And I do suppose if anyone were to run off Rivain, it would be him — unless we're to imagine the former Vice-Admiral some break from her type.

[bouchonne]

Have you not learned anyone’s name?

[galvanising]

Maybe, maybe not. You're Raimondo, right?

[bouchonne]

How dare you. Reginald. I'm Reginald.

[wythersake]

That's precisely what a Rickety Jean would say.

[bouchonne]

I'm deadly offended. I'm a very sturdy boy.

[galvanising]

That also sounds like precisely what a Rickety Jean would say. Or a Rickety Reginald.

[bouchonne]

Listen, Death-Knell, this is all quite unamusing.

[galvanising]

Death-Knell! That's very good, please call me that to anyone you like, Reginald.

[bouchonne]

I'll confess that I was actually rather proud of that. I was hoping you'd like it. Dreadfully pleased that you did.

[galvanising]

"Death-Knell Voss." I'm going to get that carved on something. I take back what I said about you sounding rickety.

[wythersake]

If you attach a bell to your staff, I quit.

[galvanising]

What if it's a really big, ominous-sounding bell?

[wythersake]

I think you've reinvented the flail.

[bouchonne]

And I take back what I said about how you dress yourself.

[galvanising]

Oh don't bother, I don't care. If I wanted to look fashionable I'd have let Marisol dress me ages ago.

[bouchonne]

Nooooo. I was really hoping that would make you angry.

[thereneverwas]

[exequy]