stupid network banter | crystals

[wythersake]

FORM: Crystals
SENDER: Isaac
RECIPIENT: You!
NOTES: Roëmænce Partnær Quiz. This whole post is NSFW.

Now that we've the proper criteria, who do we think is compatible? Quietly simmering with lust, and unable to act upon it by virtue of their, oh. Virtues.

While we're at it, we ought to determine the next public breakdown. Perhaps we can reuse the quiz — Have you ever shared laughter, only while quivering with barely-controlled rage, etcetera —

Comments

[elegiaque]

You know, I think I overlooked this when I was considering things I know about Isaac. “Bizarrely preoccupied with who other people might be fucking” should have been higher on the list.

[galvanising]

What's the old saying? Those can, do. Those that can't, gossip?

[elegiaque]

( isaac don't tell them what you did at the beach challenge )

Well, while we're on old sayings, if the shoe fits...?

[galvanising]

...somebody put it on because we don't have the budget for more shoes?

[elegiaque]

( terribly seriously: ) It's accepted battlefield wisdom.

[galvanising]

That was the first thing I was taught about being a knight enchanter. Never go on a battlefield without shoes on.

[elegiaque]

If you leave a battlefield with less shoes than you arrived, it isn't going well for you.

[galvanising]

So true. I mean how many corpses have you seen with no shoes on? That's a clear pattern.

[wythersake]

Kinky.

[elegiaque]

I don't need to know why you think so.

[wythersake]

It might speed the public breakdown.

[elegiaque]

I haven't had a hysterical fit on the crystals in years, Isaac, your secret foot fetish isn't going to do it.

[wythersake]

[ is it too soon for a fairy tale wheel people crack? ugh it doesn't qualify, no one even cried ]

Well, consider taking it up again. It's dreadfully quiet about here, and the last time that happened, someone dropped dracolisks on my dinner plans.

[wythersake]

There's perilously little to talk about in a Circle tower. Every marginally appropriate permutation sees consideration — why, I understand that even Enchanter Averesch made friends —

[ with the other babies ]

[elegiaque]

To be fair to him, he's very attractive.

( you can't prove this is or isn't a dig at isaac )

[wythersake]

[ somberly: ]

Ew.

[elegiaque]

In some friendships there is less conversation than others.

( not a dig, kostos seems to actively prefer that. )

[wythersake]

An occupied mouth does keep better secrets, I suppose.

[galvanising]

It's true.

[wythersake]

And the Ferryman? And that barkeep in Kaiten? And the apostate with the buck teeth?

[galvanising]

Look, there's no explaining taste.

[wythersake]

Quality and quantity.

[exequy]

Should I check in when I have less hair?

[wythersake]

Maker, no. That beard's all that's saving your chin.

[exequy]

There's nothing wrong with my chin.