stupid network banter | crystals

[wythersake]

FORM: Crystals
SENDER: Isaac
RECIPIENT: You!
NOTES: Roëmænce Partnær Quiz. This whole post is NSFW.

Now that we've the proper criteria, who do we think is compatible? Quietly simmering with lust, and unable to act upon it by virtue of their, oh. Virtues.

While we're at it, we ought to determine the next public breakdown. Perhaps we can reuse the quiz — Have you ever shared laughter, only while quivering with barely-controlled rage, etcetera —

Comments

[elegiaque]

I haven't had a hysterical fit on the crystals in years, Isaac, your secret foot fetish isn't going to do it.

[wythersake]

[ is it too soon for a fairy tale wheel people crack? ugh it doesn't qualify, no one even cried ]

Well, consider taking it up again. It's dreadfully quiet about here, and the last time that happened, someone dropped dracolisks on my dinner plans.

[elegiaque]

( as if that would even make her top ten, that was just making friends. )

Have you considered taking up a hobby? Making a friend?

[wythersake]

Well, someone killed my centipede,

[ so. ]

[elegiaque]

I'm concerned by the obviousness, to you, of this leap.

[wythersake]

She was fascinatingly aggressive. Capable by speed and surprise of taking down far larger prey.