stupid network banter | crystals

[wythersake]

FORM: Crystals
SENDER: Isaac
RECIPIENT: You!
NOTES: Roëmænce Partnær Quiz. This whole post is NSFW.

Now that we've the proper criteria, who do we think is compatible? Quietly simmering with lust, and unable to act upon it by virtue of their, oh. Virtues.

While we're at it, we ought to determine the next public breakdown. Perhaps we can reuse the quiz — Have you ever shared laughter, only while quivering with barely-controlled rage, etcetera —

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[cozen]

Can we nominate ourselves for the breakdown? I think I deserve one.

[ The last one doesn't count because it was largely invisible to the naked eye and then they reset the timeline. ]

[wythersake]

Go on, then. Or will we need an inciting incident?

[ what the fuck is a granitefell ]

[cozen]

[ Exactly! ]

I think we need an inciting incident. Otherwise I am pretending, and that is just another day at the office.

[wythersake]

Very well. What if we were to — hm. Shave your dogs.

[cozen]

You would hardly be able to tell, on Whiskey, and for Rat Red it might be an improvement.

[ She's interesting-looking. ]

It's a good thought, though. If only they were fuzzier. I do appreciate the effort.

[elegiaque]

When we get a new morale officer, they should manage a schedule.

[cozen]

One at a time would definitely the reduce the effect on our operations.

[elegiaque]

It's efficient.

[untiltheyarent]

We will ensure you are well equipped and can do so safely.

[cozen]

What is the equipment for a breakdown?

[untiltheyarent]

Pillows. Sweets. A lap to cry onto.

[cozen]

Yours?

[ Can she hear his eyelashes batting? ]

[untiltheyarent]

Whatever you need, mon cher.