Crystal;

[foolsmakeitcolder]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Jude
RECIPIENT: All y'all
NOTES: The first Sunday after New Rifters got dumped in LARPville.

[Jude's voice is low and entirely too damn cheery. Fucker's a morning person.]

Announcement's mostly for the new folks, but for the old folks too: it's pancake Sunday. If you can drag your ass down to the kitchens before noon I will get you a plate. If you come after that, you roll the dice.

This week I'm making home fries. Rifter delicacy. If you have a request, don't be shy about it.

There's a few of you newbies floating around and I know at least some of you from Orientation, so I'll make it easy: if you're new to the Gallows, this invite is especially for you. Come meet some people.


[ooc; Jude is the acting personnel officer, and the touchstone person for new arrivals, especially Rifters. Feel free to say they've met.]

Comments

[elegiaque]

I hate before noon. What if I send my assassin.

( hang on, that came out wrong— )

Not to kill you, I want him to get me the pancakes.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

Should I worry that you felt like you just had to clarify?

[elegiaque]

He's retired, ( primly. ) Actually, he'd like that, probably, he has this very particular cheek muscle twitch that seems to say 'why don't you two just let me go and get the pizza normal' whenever Florent and I bring it back.

( pretending to do a heist is part of the fun of pizza. )

[grindset]

Don't forget to specify.

[elegiaque]

( violently resisting the urge to make a joke about the one assassination attempt guilfoyle made in the gallows, )

I don't think he'd take me seriously if I demanded death or pancakes.

[heirring]

What sorts of things are being put on these pancakes?

[From the sound of it, this will be a major determining factor as to whether she is tempted to partake.]

[foolsmakeitcolder]

Butter, jam, maple syrup, honey, whipped cream and seasonal fruits. Got a gallon of strawberries this morning.

Topping your pancake's your own responsibility, though.

[propulsion]

Yeah but don't any of you get used to it. This is a one time kindness. After that, it's back to earning your pancakes like the rest of us.

Pizza Wednesday's on the house, though.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

Always wanted to get into a block rivalry.

Someone better bring Taco Tuesday before we dominate.

[bouchonne]

I should quite like to know what constitutes a rifter delicacy before I consume it. Delicacies are often things like bear gall or slivered nug fingers.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

It's fried potatoes. S'pose I could always bring the Rocky Mountain Oysters for the adventurous.

[favoriteanalyst]

Home fries? What's that about? Is that that--that potato thing with all the seasoning?

[foolsmakeitcolder]

That would be the potato thing. You might be ready to try hash browns.

[pathlit]

[ Groggily, because lo, what a wondrous wake up call: ] This a regular thing?

[ Likely also muffled because he’s rubbing his face awake, debating if he should go or skip it in favor of more sleep (but give him another minute and pancakes now will win). ]

[foolsmakeitcolder]

Every Sunday I'm at the Gallows. Toppings may vary.

This something familiar, or are you trying something new?

[armd]

(To anybody new who is listening:) If you ask nicely, he'll teach you how to make your favourite food too.

I recommend it.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

You talking me up?

[Massive amount of teasing fondness in those words.]

[ashing]

They real pancakes, or those flimsy European ones?

[foolsmakeitcolder]

You will not be speaking ill of crêpes in this house.

[Kitchen. Whatever. Mock severity, of course.]

But no, these are the American kind.

[strikesthrough]

Is this a foodtype Thedas had already, or is this an imported Rifter special?

[foolsmakeitcolder]

Think they mostly just have crepes here. Not that I'm not a fan, but it's not the same thing.

So yes. Rifter special. Something familiar for you?

[inkindled]

Is this going to be on every Sunday?

[foolsmakeitcolder]

Every Sunday I'm kicking around the Gallows, anyway.

What'll you have?

[strongnarrativevoice]

Wow. Almost seems worth falling through a dimensional rip, if it means I get pancakes I didn't have to cook myself.

[ Mohinder hasn't been doing so well with the native Thedosian fare. ]

[foolsmakeitcolder]

These people don't know what an IHOP is. Downright criminal.

[Poor baby.]

Just pancakes? No other requests?