Crystal;

[foolsmakeitcolder]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Jude
RECIPIENT: All y'all
NOTES: The first Sunday after New Rifters got dumped in LARPville.

[Jude's voice is low and entirely too damn cheery. Fucker's a morning person.]

Announcement's mostly for the new folks, but for the old folks too: it's pancake Sunday. If you can drag your ass down to the kitchens before noon I will get you a plate. If you come after that, you roll the dice.

This week I'm making home fries. Rifter delicacy. If you have a request, don't be shy about it.

There's a few of you newbies floating around and I know at least some of you from Orientation, so I'll make it easy: if you're new to the Gallows, this invite is especially for you. Come meet some people.


[ooc; Jude is the acting personnel officer, and the touchstone person for new arrivals, especially Rifters. Feel free to say they've met.]

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[strongnarrativevoice]

[ look it's an ongoing process, okay, and he will blather at length about gut biomes and localized bacterial resistance and other things that are very definitely the only issues at fault rather than admit to being picky about medieval barracks grub. ]

I'm just glad someone around here does. Not that I'm really attached to IHOP specifically, but anything helps mitigate the culture shock.

...Ah, no requests, though. Unless there are any strawberries left?

[foolsmakeitcolder]

It's a bitch to get through, I remember. Double for the folks who aren't used to humans. It does take time.

[And some Thedosians are more understanding than others.]

There's strawberries left, but given that they're sitting in a kitchen with me, they won't last forever.