Crystal;

[foolsmakeitcolder]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Jude
RECIPIENT: All y'all
NOTES: The first Sunday after New Rifters got dumped in LARPville.

[Jude's voice is low and entirely too damn cheery. Fucker's a morning person.]

Announcement's mostly for the new folks, but for the old folks too: it's pancake Sunday. If you can drag your ass down to the kitchens before noon I will get you a plate. If you come after that, you roll the dice.

This week I'm making home fries. Rifter delicacy. If you have a request, don't be shy about it.

There's a few of you newbies floating around and I know at least some of you from Orientation, so I'll make it easy: if you're new to the Gallows, this invite is especially for you. Come meet some people.


[ooc; Jude is the acting personnel officer, and the touchstone person for new arrivals, especially Rifters. Feel free to say they've met.]

Comments

[grindset]

Yes, there must be something to it... some explanation for why some worlds yield multiple arrivals and others don't, timing, location, and so on. Measurable patterns we have yet to detect. Such a study might even lead to accurate predictions. But,

[that same but often accompanies a certain dip of his head, signifying semi-grudging concession,]

without the resources to invest in deeper analysis, the ARRIVED system may be as far as we get for the foreseeable future.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

The ARRIVED system has saved lives. Wouldn't want to think about what would happen to the new folks who didn't get scooped up by us.

Who do you petition for funding around here?

[grindset]

That would be the Provost... whose expertise is wasted on such administrative obligations, to be frank. But someone has to do it.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

Maybe there's some delegation to be had there.

[grindset]

Actually, I believe Ms. Niehaus is assisting him now. Part time, [to clarify.] Relegating her to a supportive role would likewise be an egregious misuse of her skills... so you see the difficulty here.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

I do.

[Bit of a pause here.]

What about your friend? Charismatic guy.

[grindset]

Charismatic Guy

[—sounds great coming out of his mouth, audibly capitalized—]

does have experience in persuading the affluent... it'll be up to him to decide whether he wishes to assume a similar trajectory here.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

Charismatic guy.

Might be worth bringing up.

[And a little later-]

In my unsolicited opinion: I like him. You keep bringing him around.

[grindset]

As long as you're cooking, you'll see plenty of him.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

He offered to help with the dishes. You know how many of y'all have offered to help with the dishes?

[grindset]

At least one.