Crystal;

[foolsmakeitcolder]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Jude
RECIPIENT: All y'all
NOTES: The first Sunday after New Rifters got dumped in LARPville.

[Jude's voice is low and entirely too damn cheery. Fucker's a morning person.]

Announcement's mostly for the new folks, but for the old folks too: it's pancake Sunday. If you can drag your ass down to the kitchens before noon I will get you a plate. If you come after that, you roll the dice.

This week I'm making home fries. Rifter delicacy. If you have a request, don't be shy about it.

There's a few of you newbies floating around and I know at least some of you from Orientation, so I'll make it easy: if you're new to the Gallows, this invite is especially for you. Come meet some people.


[ooc; Jude is the acting personnel officer, and the touchstone person for new arrivals, especially Rifters. Feel free to say they've met.]

Comments

[grindset]

That would be the Provost... whose expertise is wasted on such administrative obligations, to be frank. But someone has to do it.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

Maybe there's some delegation to be had there.

[grindset]

Actually, I believe Ms. Niehaus is assisting him now. Part time, [to clarify.] Relegating her to a supportive role would likewise be an egregious misuse of her skills... so you see the difficulty here.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

I do.

[Bit of a pause here.]

What about your friend? Charismatic guy.

[grindset]

Charismatic Guy

[—sounds great coming out of his mouth, audibly capitalized—]

does have experience in persuading the affluent... it'll be up to him to decide whether he wishes to assume a similar trajectory here.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

Charismatic guy.

Might be worth bringing up.

[And a little later-]

In my unsolicited opinion: I like him. You keep bringing him around.

[grindset]

As long as you're cooking, you'll see plenty of him.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

He offered to help with the dishes. You know how many of y'all have offered to help with the dishes?

[grindset]

At least one.