Crystal;

[foolsmakeitcolder]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Jude
RECIPIENT: All y'all
NOTES: The first Sunday after New Rifters got dumped in LARPville.

[Jude's voice is low and entirely too damn cheery. Fucker's a morning person.]

Announcement's mostly for the new folks, but for the old folks too: it's pancake Sunday. If you can drag your ass down to the kitchens before noon I will get you a plate. If you come after that, you roll the dice.

This week I'm making home fries. Rifter delicacy. If you have a request, don't be shy about it.

There's a few of you newbies floating around and I know at least some of you from Orientation, so I'll make it easy: if you're new to the Gallows, this invite is especially for you. Come meet some people.


[ooc; Jude is the acting personnel officer, and the touchstone person for new arrivals, especially Rifters. Feel free to say they've met.]

Comments

[armd]

(Immediately,) Second one.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

Then you can try the home fries with this hot sauce I've been working on.

[The one that Wysteria has been extremely stubborn about, oops.]

[armd]

Oh, bring it. How spicy?

[foolsmakeitcolder]

This might get you sweating. You're tougher than most.

[armd]

I love a challenge.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

You're easily baited, you mean. Young thing.

[armd]

I am not. Wolfman.

[foolsmakeitcolder]

You ever heard of Hot Ones, or did the end of the world get rid of hot wings, too?

[armd]

You know I don't know what you're talking about.