My my, what a time it has been. Arrests, releases, and a soiree? I'm surprised we have time to breathe. Creators, and I still need to visit a barber for a trim, but alas I have much paperwork to complete.

So, since I am woefully unfortunate and haven't the time for even a single game of cards, I've a verbal game to request for those who have the time. Everyone else who's busy being serious or sulking in a corner, please feel free to ignore but understand you're always welcome to play. I always have time for you.

A simple game. Two truths and a lie. Play with me or each other, it doesn't matter, but I like a bit of entertainment during droll times such as these. If you're unfamiliar with the rules, it's rather simple:

Tell me three statements about yourself. Two should be truthful and one should be a lie, and I must guess which one is a lie. I would prefer if you didn't use statistics as an easy way out, such as "I have three brothers" is the lie when you really have two. Get creative, please.

I'll gladly begin:

I used to be part of a crew of pirates, I was going to be a halla herder, and I have a tattoo on my right arm.

Korrin Ataash here, with some news. I just received a care package from my company, which among other things, includes a shit-ton of maraas-lok. There's far more of it than I could ever possibly want, so I'm making it available to anyone who wants some. Consider this a parting gift, before I head out on assignment in a few days, so sooner is better if you're that interested.

Just so we're clear; it's strong, strong enough that even I treat it with caution. If you don't care about abusing your throat or remaining conscious for long, it's awesome. If you want something to savor, this isn't it. That's all the warning you're getting from me, though. I'm not your mother or your babysitter and as long as you're a consenting adult, that's all I care about.

Anyway, I'll be with the training dummies or in the ring. Come find me whenever.

[A written copy of this will be made for Taas and placed in his quarters for when he returns.]