[ OPEN ] Inquisition's Hot or Hot DAMN

[ombranera]

FORM:Sending Crystal / Posted copy to the bulletin board
SENDER: Zevran Arainai
RECIPIENT: All
WHAT: The Inquisition is full of stupidly pretty people. This bears discussing.
WHEN: Current
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Respectful oogling, language, and adult content.

I think the time has come to ask a very serious question of the Inquisition. Is it just me or is Skyhold full to bursting with ridiculously sexy individuals? We have statuesque Qunari, lithe Dalish, voluptuous Dwarves, Humans in every glorious shade, size, and shape- and every last one of them incredibly attractive. I had thought to myself- 'Zevran, the Inquisition must be turning away those with less than appealing faces' but no. Handsome men and gorgeous women all. I have tried to list out names and rate them but, alas, there are too many even for I to form an opinion.

Too many gorgeous people. Is that not a marvelous problem to have?

And so I turn to you, my fellow members of the Inquisition. I ask for your aid because I simply cannot keep up with all the lovely people on my own. From a scale of "I would have them tomorrow" to "I would have them right now", how would you rate the beautiful people of Skyhold?

In the interest of fairness- if you name a name? You must list what of them you find terribly attractive- what of them drives you to the point of distraction. I shall go first!

Dorian Pavus - If there is anyone here that might, and I do mean might possibly be prettier than me? It is Dorian. Have you seen him? How can anyone look upon that man and not be at least a little enchanted, if not enthralled? Those smoldering eyes, that sultry voice, the teasing mustache; he I would have right now should he wish.

Merrill - What can I say? She is an utter delight in every possible way- fine boned and sweet, under that innocent smile I promise there is a terribly naughty mind just waiting to be unleashed. Her as well I would have in a heartbeat were I not afraid for my life due to the protective nature of some of her friends.

Knight-Captain Maria - The allure of a dutiful woman is beyond measuring. Her skill in battle, that wry humor, her devotion- I am certain under that templar armor there is a body that would bring many a man and woman to their knees in worship. She? I would have in an hour as I am certain it would take that long to get her out of the armor.

Taashath - I would climb the man like a tree- I have climbed the man like a tree. Those broad shoulders, that rack, his voice, the way his muscles ripple- Maker just recounting the things of him that I find alluring has me a little distracted, I apologize. Reshaping the friendly shores indeed. There is a delightful danger to him- and as such I would have him within an hour, for being made ready takes about that long.

Comments

[wontforgetyou]

Oh, is that so? And why would that be, then?

[ancarrow]

Well for one thing, you came through the rift. You don't have the same history of oppressing my people, so my opinion of you is naturally higher than the Fereldan humans around. And for another, I'd be lying if I said you hadn't made some sort of impression.

[wontforgetyou]

Aye, well, that's probably the kilt. I've been told that makes all sorts of impressions.

[It's said almost offhandedly, but there's a hint of amusement underneath it, as if there's a grin on his face right now - and perhaps there is.]

Although I'll not complain when such a bonny lass decides that I've made an impression on her. [That spark of merriment fades a little, then, as he does want to add something in that's a little more serious in nature.] Or that when she's willing to give me a chance despite having good reason to not want to.

[ancarrow]

[Eirlys shakes her head firmly, to reassure him that he's being silly.] I have every reason to want to. You're kind and thoughtful, and besides it's a relief to have something other than demons come through these rifts. Something good. [It gives her hope that the rifters were sent by the Maker to help them beat Corypheus for good.]

[wontforgetyou]

I'll not say as I'd mind if less demons came through the rifts myself.

[There's a smile that she may not be be able to see. If she were there and not over the crystal, he'd likely try and give her a kiss on the cheek just because. As it is, though, the smile can still be heard in his voice.]

Thank you for that, though.