[ OPEN ] Inquisition's Hot or Hot DAMN

[ombranera]

FORM:Sending Crystal / Posted copy to the bulletin board
SENDER: Zevran Arainai
RECIPIENT: All
WHAT: The Inquisition is full of stupidly pretty people. This bears discussing.
WHEN: Current
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Respectful oogling, language, and adult content.

I think the time has come to ask a very serious question of the Inquisition. Is it just me or is Skyhold full to bursting with ridiculously sexy individuals? We have statuesque Qunari, lithe Dalish, voluptuous Dwarves, Humans in every glorious shade, size, and shape- and every last one of them incredibly attractive. I had thought to myself- 'Zevran, the Inquisition must be turning away those with less than appealing faces' but no. Handsome men and gorgeous women all. I have tried to list out names and rate them but, alas, there are too many even for I to form an opinion.

Too many gorgeous people. Is that not a marvelous problem to have?

And so I turn to you, my fellow members of the Inquisition. I ask for your aid because I simply cannot keep up with all the lovely people on my own. From a scale of "I would have them tomorrow" to "I would have them right now", how would you rate the beautiful people of Skyhold?

In the interest of fairness- if you name a name? You must list what of them you find terribly attractive- what of them drives you to the point of distraction. I shall go first!

Dorian Pavus - If there is anyone here that might, and I do mean might possibly be prettier than me? It is Dorian. Have you seen him? How can anyone look upon that man and not be at least a little enchanted, if not enthralled? Those smoldering eyes, that sultry voice, the teasing mustache; he I would have right now should he wish.

Merrill - What can I say? She is an utter delight in every possible way- fine boned and sweet, under that innocent smile I promise there is a terribly naughty mind just waiting to be unleashed. Her as well I would have in a heartbeat were I not afraid for my life due to the protective nature of some of her friends.

Knight-Captain Maria - The allure of a dutiful woman is beyond measuring. Her skill in battle, that wry humor, her devotion- I am certain under that templar armor there is a body that would bring many a man and woman to their knees in worship. She? I would have in an hour as I am certain it would take that long to get her out of the armor.

Taashath - I would climb the man like a tree- I have climbed the man like a tree. Those broad shoulders, that rack, his voice, the way his muscles ripple- Maker just recounting the things of him that I find alluring has me a little distracted, I apologize. Reshaping the friendly shores indeed. There is a delightful danger to him- and as such I would have him within an hour, for being made ready takes about that long.

Comments

[aceso]

You know, mages where I come from do not come with muscles like that. He is truly unique.

[samahl]

Very few men where I come from have muscles like that. He's a gift.

[aceso]

Do you think he's listening to us and blushing like mad right now?

[samahl]

I certainly hope so.

[aceso]

He probably would not admit to it if we asked.

[samahl]

Until we get him frustrated enough that he responds.

[aceso]

There is that. Let's see... what else...? Oh, let us talk about how adorable he looks when he hunches his shoulders to try and look smaller around shorter people.

[samahl]

Oh! Does he do that to you? I'm not sure how tall you are.

[aceso]

Average for a woman, I believe? I am five foot eight inches.

[ At least that's possibly average, because women in Thedas appear tall as fuck since they upped the elves' heights. ]

He must just be used to doing it.

[samahl]

He certainly has to do it with me, I'm much shorter. It's very adorable of him.

[aceso]

He is a constant gentleman. It is not surprising.

[samahl]

It's one of his best qualities. And he has many.

[aceso]

Well, yes, despite being Fereldan, he has a great deal.

[ She's just going to sip her wine and lament his unfortunate origins. She is such a good friend. ]

[samahl]

[He chuckles a bit.] I've heard that said, and yet most Ferelden men I've met are gorgeous...

[aceso]

I think it must be a trade off. They are forced to live in Ferelden, therefore they are made good looking so they are not completely hopeless.

[samahl]

But Ferelden is cold, isn't it? A lot of excuses to spend some very close time with very handsome men. I can't think it's all bad for that.

[aceso]

[ That makes her laugh. ]

You do have a point. They produce very good bear slankets too, for those times when you do not have them around to warm you. Do you have one? Asher Hardie was selling them.

[ Look at her, Asher. Promoting your wares. ]