[ OPEN ] Inquisition's Hot or Hot DAMN

[ombranera]

FORM:Sending Crystal / Posted copy to the bulletin board
SENDER: Zevran Arainai
RECIPIENT: All
WHAT: The Inquisition is full of stupidly pretty people. This bears discussing.
WHEN: Current
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Respectful oogling, language, and adult content.

I think the time has come to ask a very serious question of the Inquisition. Is it just me or is Skyhold full to bursting with ridiculously sexy individuals? We have statuesque Qunari, lithe Dalish, voluptuous Dwarves, Humans in every glorious shade, size, and shape- and every last one of them incredibly attractive. I had thought to myself- 'Zevran, the Inquisition must be turning away those with less than appealing faces' but no. Handsome men and gorgeous women all. I have tried to list out names and rate them but, alas, there are too many even for I to form an opinion.

Too many gorgeous people. Is that not a marvelous problem to have?

And so I turn to you, my fellow members of the Inquisition. I ask for your aid because I simply cannot keep up with all the lovely people on my own. From a scale of "I would have them tomorrow" to "I would have them right now", how would you rate the beautiful people of Skyhold?

In the interest of fairness- if you name a name? You must list what of them you find terribly attractive- what of them drives you to the point of distraction. I shall go first!

Dorian Pavus - If there is anyone here that might, and I do mean might possibly be prettier than me? It is Dorian. Have you seen him? How can anyone look upon that man and not be at least a little enchanted, if not enthralled? Those smoldering eyes, that sultry voice, the teasing mustache; he I would have right now should he wish.

Merrill - What can I say? She is an utter delight in every possible way- fine boned and sweet, under that innocent smile I promise there is a terribly naughty mind just waiting to be unleashed. Her as well I would have in a heartbeat were I not afraid for my life due to the protective nature of some of her friends.

Knight-Captain Maria - The allure of a dutiful woman is beyond measuring. Her skill in battle, that wry humor, her devotion- I am certain under that templar armor there is a body that would bring many a man and woman to their knees in worship. She? I would have in an hour as I am certain it would take that long to get her out of the armor.

Taashath - I would climb the man like a tree- I have climbed the man like a tree. Those broad shoulders, that rack, his voice, the way his muscles ripple- Maker just recounting the things of him that I find alluring has me a little distracted, I apologize. Reshaping the friendly shores indeed. There is a delightful danger to him- and as such I would have him within an hour, for being made ready takes about that long.

Comments

[ombranera]

I must meet this Aleron, all the ladies seem to be singing his praises.

You already know I agree with you on Alistair and Taas-


Wait. Michel knits?

[mythalenaste]

Michel knits. I'm teaching him.

[ombranera]

Were you anyone else I would call bullshit.

[mythalenaste]

He came to my shop and asked to learn. Not only that, he asked if I had pamphlets for him to learn from. He was going to teach himself, if he could.

[ombranera]

...that does sound like him- the teaching himself part. I am simply attempting to reconcile Michel in all his glory with the image of a man knitting.

[mythalenaste]

In all what glory? People are people. Being famous, beautiful, and accomplished doesn't mean the gods bottle your piss and turn it into wine when your bladder's full.

[ombranera]

In all his 'bound to the bed, flushed with desire and begging to be taken' glory. The man is marvelous.

[mythalenaste]

Oh.

...What's that got to do with knitting?

[ombranera]

I see him most often as that or as a warrior upon the field. Comparing that mental image to that of him sitting with needles and yarn- it is strange and therefore amusing.

[mythalenaste]

Well, he has my respect for it. He came to my shop, where I have knitted goods for sale, and instead of foisting the work on me, he learns how to do it himself. Didn't know chevaliers were willing.

[ombranera]

I did not know Chevalier knit. He continues to be full of surprises.

[mythalenaste]

I didn't realize you were so acquainted. Are you good friends?

[ombranera]

I bed him regularly, but I would not say we are friends.