[ OPEN ] Inquisition's Hot or Hot DAMN

[ombranera]

FORM:Sending Crystal / Posted copy to the bulletin board
SENDER: Zevran Arainai
RECIPIENT: All
WHAT: The Inquisition is full of stupidly pretty people. This bears discussing.
WHEN: Current
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Respectful oogling, language, and adult content.

I think the time has come to ask a very serious question of the Inquisition. Is it just me or is Skyhold full to bursting with ridiculously sexy individuals? We have statuesque Qunari, lithe Dalish, voluptuous Dwarves, Humans in every glorious shade, size, and shape- and every last one of them incredibly attractive. I had thought to myself- 'Zevran, the Inquisition must be turning away those with less than appealing faces' but no. Handsome men and gorgeous women all. I have tried to list out names and rate them but, alas, there are too many even for I to form an opinion.

Too many gorgeous people. Is that not a marvelous problem to have?

And so I turn to you, my fellow members of the Inquisition. I ask for your aid because I simply cannot keep up with all the lovely people on my own. From a scale of "I would have them tomorrow" to "I would have them right now", how would you rate the beautiful people of Skyhold?

In the interest of fairness- if you name a name? You must list what of them you find terribly attractive- what of them drives you to the point of distraction. I shall go first!

Dorian Pavus - If there is anyone here that might, and I do mean might possibly be prettier than me? It is Dorian. Have you seen him? How can anyone look upon that man and not be at least a little enchanted, if not enthralled? Those smoldering eyes, that sultry voice, the teasing mustache; he I would have right now should he wish.

Merrill - What can I say? She is an utter delight in every possible way- fine boned and sweet, under that innocent smile I promise there is a terribly naughty mind just waiting to be unleashed. Her as well I would have in a heartbeat were I not afraid for my life due to the protective nature of some of her friends.

Knight-Captain Maria - The allure of a dutiful woman is beyond measuring. Her skill in battle, that wry humor, her devotion- I am certain under that templar armor there is a body that would bring many a man and woman to their knees in worship. She? I would have in an hour as I am certain it would take that long to get her out of the armor.

Taashath - I would climb the man like a tree- I have climbed the man like a tree. Those broad shoulders, that rack, his voice, the way his muscles ripple- Maker just recounting the things of him that I find alluring has me a little distracted, I apologize. Reshaping the friendly shores indeed. There is a delightful danger to him- and as such I would have him within an hour, for being made ready takes about that long.

Comments

[el_tybs]

You know I can hear this. I am seriously going to have to work on this to make it more challenging for you two and your club.

[aceso]

[ She's had a lot of wine today. Give her a break. Ordinarily she wouldn't be saying anything, but... ]

Yes, do. We cannot have you blush at the smallest compliment. People will confuse you for a blushing virgin.

[el_tybs]

[He bites his tongue at the last bit. That's... not completely far off even if he isn't one.]

Actually maybe I shouldn't. Perhaps you'll get bored instead if it's easy.

[aceso]

[ Cheerfully: ]

Only time will tell! Now, do tell me more about this Cyril. You two sound like you know each other well.

[el_tybs]

... Have you not met Cyril?

[aceso]

No, I haven't. Is this a great faux pas?

[el_tybs]

Faux pas? What? No.

[aceso]

You seemed surprised I did not know him.

[el_tybs]

Considering the two of you love making me blush, yes I am.

He's also rather hard to miss.

[aceso]

If he does not spend time in the library, the healers' tents, or the kitchen, I would probably not have seen him yet.

[el_tybs]

No, he doesn't spend time in those places. Maybe the library from time to time...

I would assume he's around the courtyard enough. He's one of the Asharas. Pale skin, silver hair?

[aceso]

Mmm, no, I do not know him. I know the redhead.

[ There's a pause as she drinks more wine. ]

Gavin, I believe is his name.

[el_tybs]

Yeah, that would be Gavin. He does get everywhere so I'm not surprised you know him.

[He chuckles a bit, remembering how he met Gavin.]

How did you meet, Gavin? I literally ran into him into a bush.

[aceso]

In the Fallow Mire. He was delivering the mail. I helped him with the pronunciations of some names, so he would call them out correctly.

What were you doing in a bush, Sam?

[el_tybs]

Ah, Fallow Mire. Fun times.

[Not really.]

Well I wasn't in the busy... Let me start that over. I literally ran into Gavin and ended up in a bush because of it. That's how we met.

[Huh, subject changes were rather easy.]

[samahl]

I like challenges so you're welcome to try.

[el_tybs]

Now that I've said it I'm not sure how one actually tries to do that.

[samahl]

By listening to me and realizing that you're beautiful.

[el_tybs]

Is that you volunteering to teach me not to blush so that you have more of a challenge?

[samahl]

Hasn't that been what I've been doing from the start?

[el_tybs]

No, I'm pretty sure up to this point you've just been trying to see how red and how long I can stay that color.

[samahl]

Well, true. While also encouraging you to believe in yourself.

[el_tybs]

[A sigh then a chuckle.]

I know, you've told me to before. It would probably be easier if it didn't just sound like I was only good to look at.

[samahl]

You are good to look at, but you're also sweet, and earnest, and loyal. You're a very good friend. Much more than a pretty face.

[el_tybs]

Hm. Thanks, Cyril, but honestly I don't just want to be the 'very good friend' all the time. You know?