(no subject)

[degenere]

FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Val de Foncé
RECIPIENT: Riftwatch
NOTES: unrelated to anything

A question of great importance: who is the most interesting person in Riftwatch?

I am composing a list, which I very easily could make alone. But that is not amusing. So, the winner of the list will of course receive a prize. An extra point will be awarded to a Rifter, quite obviously. Points deducted for, hm, [totally at random here,] let us say.... Wardens. I have nothing against them. Once I admired them! Then I had my sixth birthday, and I grew bored with them.

All suggestions will be considered.

Comments

[windyvoice]

Lame.

How about his dad then. Enchanter Illas Something-something.

[degenere]

A man who has birthed a horse? Groundbreaking. Perhaps not the precise tone that we seek, but I would be unable to say no all the same.

'Enchanter Ilias'. I am writing it down.

[windyvoice]

What's this for anyway?

[degenere]

For the list.

[windyvoice]

What list?

[degenere]

The list of the most interesting person in Riftwatch, which I am composing.

[windyvoice]

How come you're composing the list of the most interesting people in Riftwatch>

[degenere]

To consult at a later date. Are you not interested in who is the most interesting among us? It is a good list to have, I think.

[sarcophage]

Speaker Fabria. Is the correct form of address.

[windyvoice]

Him, yeah.

[degenere]

Of course I do not set much store in titles. But I shall note it, in case it is important.

[sarcophage]

It is, and you are most kind to do so.

[positioning]

Is that who's responsible for the atrocious creature in the stables?

[windyvoice]

Excuse you, he's a sweet good boy.

[positioning]

Using those descriptions a bit loosely, aren't we?

[windyvoice]

No way! He's nice! It's not his fault he was dead for a little bit.

[esquive]

It's still dead.

[positioning]

It is mostly dead, but still dead.

[esquive]

It's a strange thing to measure by degrees.

[windyvoice]

If he's still dead, then why does he live in the stable and go for walkies regularly.

[ CHECKMATE. ]

[esquive]

Because it is a possessed corpse. The second item of the description remains distinct.

[positioning]

Did he die valiantly serving Riftwatch and this Ilias cannot bear to turn him out into the wild?

[windyvoice]

Uh no, his soul is a soldier from the war with Corypheus that couldn't rest in peace til he saw justice brought once and for all against evil, but he couldn't return to his original body so he took the form of his brave horse that had fallen in combat.

Duh.

[positioning]

If I were honoring such a soldier, I would find him a better vessel than an old horse. Maybe he would prefer a bear, or a mountain lion? Has anyone asked?

[esquive]

[Thank you!!!]