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[degenere]

FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Val de Foncé
RECIPIENT: Riftwatch
NOTES: unrelated to anything

A question of great importance: who is the most interesting person in Riftwatch?

I am composing a list, which I very easily could make alone. But that is not amusing. So, the winner of the list will of course receive a prize. An extra point will be awarded to a Rifter, quite obviously. Points deducted for, hm, [totally at random here,] let us say.... Wardens. I have nothing against them. Once I admired them! Then I had my sixth birthday, and I grew bored with them.

All suggestions will be considered.

Comments

[esquive]

It's also not a baby. Or have we already moved on from the story of 'celebrated battle hero'?

[windyvoice]

You can be a celebrated battle hero and also baby.

[esquive]

Ah yes. Any toddler can be taught to hold a knife, after all. A champion of hamstringing.

[windyvoice]

[ Said with the clear intonation that an eye roll is happening: ] Not literally. It's like a quality to somebody.

Like Sonia. She's totally baby too.

[esquive]

[Abruptly not joking:]

Show some respect.

[windyvoice]

What?

[esquive]

You heard me perfectly well.

[windyvoice]

Okay, first of all, it's a compliment. Second of all fuck you.

[ YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD. ]

[sarcophage]

Manners, please.

[windyvoice]

Full offense, babe, but you don't write my paycheck.

[sarcophage]

That was not an invitation to argue. Mind yourself.

[windyvoice]

Cool, cus I wasn't arguing. I'm not a Circle mage, Leander, I don't answer to you. You wanna throw weight? Go grab a division head.

[sarcophage]

Very well. I wish you luck in composing your future apologies.

[ Leander Disapproves ]

[bouchonne]

[ hdu, only he can call Sonia baby ]

[windyvoice]

[ DON'T MEAN SHE AIN'T RIGHT. ]

[extortionate]

Had a cousin cut off his brother's toes.

[ this is the same topic right ?? ]

[esquive]

How many?

[extortionate]

Three fell off, but one of those was after. So...

[ a murmur of consideration: ]

[esquive]

Two and a half then.

[extortionate]

How many d'you figure it takes for hero status?

[esquive]

That depends. How important was your cousin's brother?

[extortionate]

Dunno. Could've done anything since then.

[esquive]

Let us say a dozen at least, then. But that toes from any officer or lord count twice.

[extortionate]

Well, all from the same guy?

[esquive]

I would expect a champion to have felled more than one man.

But suppose we allow your cousin double points. On account of the blood relation.