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FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Val de Foncé
RECIPIENT: Riftwatch
NOTES: unrelated to anything

A question of great importance: who is the most interesting person in Riftwatch?

I am composing a list, which I very easily could make alone. But that is not amusing. So, the winner of the list will of course receive a prize. An extra point will be awarded to a Rifter, quite obviously. Points deducted for, hm, [totally at random here,] let us say.... Wardens. I have nothing against them. Once I admired them! Then I had my sixth birthday, and I grew bored with them.

All suggestions will be considered.

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Ah yes. Any toddler can be taught to hold a knife, after all. A champion of hamstringing.

[ Said with the clear intonation that an eye roll is happening: ] Not literally. It's like a quality to somebody.

Like Sonia. She's totally baby too.

[Abruptly not joking:]

Show some respect.

What?

You heard me perfectly well.

Okay, first of all, it's a compliment. Second of all fuck you.

[ YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD. ]

Manners, please.

Full offense, babe, but you don't write my paycheck.

That was not an invitation to argue. Mind yourself.

Cool, cus I wasn't arguing. I'm not a Circle mage, Leander, I don't answer to you. You wanna throw weight? Go grab a division head.

Very well. I wish you luck in composing your future apologies.

[ Leander Disapproves ]

Thanks, babe, I'll write you one special.

[ hdu, only he can call Sonia baby ]

[ DON'T MEAN SHE AIN'T RIGHT. ]

Had a cousin cut off his brother's toes.

[ this is the same topic right ?? ]

How many?

Three fell off, but one of those was after. So...

[ a murmur of consideration: ]

Edited 2020-08-15 04:41 (UTC)

Two and a half then.

How many d'you figure it takes for hero status?

That depends. How important was your cousin's brother?

Dunno. Could've done anything since then.

Let us say a dozen at least, then. But that toes from any officer or lord count twice.

Well, all from the same guy?

I would expect a champion to have felled more than one man.

But suppose we allow your cousin double points. On account of the blood relation.

Gotta take it back if he ever turns up for a cunt.

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