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FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Val de Foncé
RECIPIENT: Riftwatch
NOTES: unrelated to anything

A question of great importance: who is the most interesting person in Riftwatch?

I am composing a list, which I very easily could make alone. But that is not amusing. So, the winner of the list will of course receive a prize. An extra point will be awarded to a Rifter, quite obviously. Points deducted for, hm, [totally at random here,] let us say.... Wardens. I have nothing against them. Once I admired them! Then I had my sixth birthday, and I grew bored with them.

All suggestions will be considered.

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Oooh.

[Doki, having taken half a step back when the weird stretching started, now takes two steps forward. Her eyes are practically glowing. Maybe she should be more worried--mages can fuck you up, man--but this isn't the kind of magic that is going to kick her ass. Not yet, anyways.]

What is this. Very strange. But useful. You would be very good in fighting, horse girl.

[Wait a second. She tilts her head, peeking under the horse.]

You are a boy horse? Woah.

[ Gringolet gives a soft nicker and then seems to shrink in on himself. Jenny Lou stands there, rolling her shoulders a little and grinning. ]

Yeeaaaaah, it's a weird story. I'm a girl whenever I turn into something else, but Gringolet is like waaaay different.

[She does another appreciative oooh when Jenny Lou shifts back.]

He has a different name than you? But he is you.

Ssssort of? Kind of not?

[ there's some vague gesturing here, because she is aware it is weird, thank you. ] Like every other animal I turn into is totally me, but with like a little bit of animal brain, right? But when I'm Gringolet, it's like the part of my brain that should be a horse is someone else.

[Doki squints.]

I think you know that is nonsense. Why only the horse? Maybe you are really a horse and not a girl and that is why.

[ Jenny Lou rolls her eyes. ]

Cus the guy who gave me my powers had a really awesome horse and since he was packing my ass off to start a war, I guess he figured I could use a good one? I'm pretty sure I'm not a horse.

Pretty sure is not sure.

[Just sayin'.]

What do you mean that he had a horse, does that mean he rode around on a horse or that he was also a horse sometimes?

I'm very sure I'm not a horse.

[ That question is good tho and Jenny Lou scrunches up her face a little, thinking about it. ]

Mmm, I'm pretty sure he just rode around on a horse. I don't think he ever turned into one. But he mighta tho. Saints are like that, right?

Yes, [Doki says, decisively, before--] if you say so. I think it would be boring if you could be a horse and you chose not to be.

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