crystal.

[exequy]

FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Kostos.
RECIPIENT: Everyone.
NOTES: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Also threadjacking is rad, banter and bicker freely.

The worst country in Thedas—other than Tevinter—

[ A given. ]

—it is Orlais, right? We can all agree to that.

[ Look, he's bored. ]

Comments

[sulahnan]

Hmmm...If I can't manage to menace them myself, yes.

[ Even with the scar, she's too cute to be truly menacing. ]

If we combine your scowl with mine, they might just leave us alone for a day.

[exequy]

I could animate some skeletons for you.

[sulahnan]

Ooh, that'd be proper menacing. And hilarious, if you could make them sling rude gestures.

[exequy]

I can ask them to and see how they feel about it.

[sulahnan]

If they're Orlesian skeletons they shouldn't have a problem.

[exequy]

It is the spirits’ opinions I care about.

[sulahnan]

Oh. Well I don't wanna make spirits do anything they don't wanna do.

Maybe I can just pretend to curse the next person.

[exequy]

They probably will not mind.

How would you pretend to curse someone?

[sulahnan]

Oh, ya know...speaking in tongues, lots of pointing and hissing, making a little stick person to set on fire, that sort of thing.

[exequy]

That could work.

[exequy]

Do not actually do that.

[sulahnan]

Oh I won't. That muddy Orlesian that just joined up actually thought it was a good idea, which just proves that it's a terrible idea.

[exequy]

The one with all the hair?

[sulahnan]

The one who looks like he hasn't bathed since last Satinalia, yeah.

[exequy]

I met him under a table during that abomination attack.

We could try to push him in a river. Do you think he can swim?

[sulahnan]

Probably not. But it's summer. The rivers'll be low enough to walk through.

[exequy]

That is a good point.

[muckspout]

I can hear you fuckers! Can't push me in a river if I push you in first!

[muckspout]

And also, the fake curse was a great idea. It's not my fault none of you imbéciles are fun.

[sulahnan]

We're in a country that has famously slaughtered my people for not believing in the Maker and you think it's a great idea to give them more reason to keep doing that?

[muckspout]

[A sigh, but stubbornly plows on]

No. I think its a great idea to get hits in where you can when you're facing big problems you can't do anything about.

[sulahnan]

If I get hits in where I can, they'll just turn around and get hits in on someone else who looks just like me. They'll think "that elf was a savage, I am right to think as I do" and nothing will change.

[sulahnan]

Whaddya reckon he's scared of water?

[muckspout]

I AM NOT SCARED OF WATER!

[exequy]

He sounds scared of water.