crystal.

[exequy]

FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Kostos.
RECIPIENT: Everyone.
NOTES: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Also threadjacking is rad, banter and bicker freely.

The worst country in Thedas—other than Tevinter—

[ A given. ]

—it is Orlais, right? We can all agree to that.

[ Look, he's bored. ]

Comments

[exequy]

He sounds scared of water.

[muckspout]

[Long string of curses in Orlesian]

I am not scared of water. Water is very natural. It falls from the sky. Water makes mud!

[exequy]

And you... like mud.

[muckspout]

[Deadly serious whisper.]

Mud is the most natural, amazing, exquisite, healing substance on Thedas.

[exequy]

Is this a sex thing?

[muckspout]

It's a life thing which may or may not include sex depending on your life.

[exequy]

Do you apologize afterwards?

[muckspout]

Do you?

[exequy]

I am not usually covered in mud.

[muckspout]

Then you shouldn't judge what you haven't tried.

[exequy]

I said not usually, not never.

[muckspout]

[The sound of waggling eyebrows is deafening]