crystal.

[exequy]

FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Kostos.
RECIPIENT: Everyone.
NOTES: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Also threadjacking is rad, banter and bicker freely.

The worst country in Thedas—other than Tevinter—

[ A given. ]

—it is Orlais, right? We can all agree to that.

[ Look, he's bored. ]

Comments

[elegiaque]

That's right.

( zero attempt to disguise extremely orlesian accent. )

[sulahnan]

Definitely the lowest ranked on places I've visited.

[ 2/10, would not recommend. ]

[doneisdone]

Yes, why do you ask.

[exequy]

[ She can stay. ]

Why haven't you done something about yourselves?

[exequy]

Have you been to the Anderfels?

[exequy]

Because I am in Orlais and I hate it.

[elegiaque]

I think you'll find we made a valiant attempt at massive scale self-destruction, and the Inquisition crawled up Celene's withered up cunt and yapped about peace.

[doneisdone]

Condolences.

[exequy]

Thank you.

[sulahnan]

Nope.

[ Although... ]

Oh, no wait...The Donnarks are in the Anderfels, aren't they?

[exequy]

Crawling up Gaspard de Chalon's ass would still have left us with Orlais—existing.

[mereandrastianism]

I think that might be selling Orlais rather short, Serah.

[exequy]

I am not sure it counts until you have been in the blighted desert.

But you should go. So you can say you have been to the Anderfels and Orlais is still worse.

[elegiaque]

Oh, because if we killed Celene we'd immediately run out of knives after. The only people who should have fallen for the notion that we absolutely had to choose between them were them.

[exequy]

Which one would you rank second-to-last then?

[mereandrastianism]

I couldn't possibly say.

[exequy]

Someone, somewhere, would eventually have to be in charge.

[ What is this, a hippie commune. ]

Of Orlais.

Which would still the fucking worst.

[exequy]

I can say. It's Orlais.

[elegiaque]

What's her tits in Ferelden seems to be doing a bang-up job. Have they had a go at being an empire yet? My grandfather handily oppressed a lot of Fereldans in his day, it must be their turn.

I've got a dog and everything.

[sulahnan]

Maybe, if I have to.

I'd rather go to a blighted fucking desert than get called rabbit one more time.

[mereandrastianism]

I do, however, feel quite certain it isn't Orlais.

[elegiaque]

You know, my lord gave me a velveteen rabbit when I was a little girl and apparently never considered the irony. That must be another mark against Orlais, surely.

[exequy]

Understandable.

Would you like me to come menace someone for you?

[exequy]

Ferelden is shit, too. But maybe would ban those stupid masks. Sounds better.

[exequy]

Do you.

[ That's as close to asking her to say why as he's capable of coming. ]