crystal.

[exequy]

FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Kostos.
RECIPIENT: Everyone.
NOTES: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Also threadjacking is rad, banter and bicker freely.

The worst country in Thedas—other than Tevinter—

[ A given. ]

—it is Orlais, right? We can all agree to that.

[ Look, he's bored. ]

Comments

[exequy]

Someone, somewhere, would eventually have to be in charge.

[ What is this, a hippie commune. ]

Of Orlais.

Which would still the fucking worst.

[elegiaque]

What's her tits in Ferelden seems to be doing a bang-up job. Have they had a go at being an empire yet? My grandfather handily oppressed a lot of Fereldans in his day, it must be their turn.

I've got a dog and everything.

[exequy]

Ferelden is shit, too. But maybe would ban those stupid masks. Sounds better.

[elegiaque]

Also, it would be very funny.

silent

[keenly]

[There it is. That took a whole hour and a half. Doglords are moving up in the world.]

[exequy]

[ It didn’t take even close to that long. ]

[keenly]

[They talked very slowly.]