002.

[propulsion]

FORM: Enchanted books as well as loose leaf fliers left in key public spaces.
SENDER: Tony "Do I Have To Do Everything Myself" Stark
RECIPIENT: Hopefully all of you disgusting people.
NOTES: n/a

Comments

book; post-dated to when she's ill

[sulahnan]

[ Athessa draws a dick on the page. ]

[propulsion]

good morning shnookums
does that mean you're feeling like dicks

[sulahnan]

if your dick feels this bad you should see a doctor

[propulsion]

doctors haven't been invented yet
it's just nuns and witches all the way down

[sulahnan]

really?
then how do i know about doctors?
did you tell me about them?
or did i dream them

[propulsion]

that depends when i say doctor do you imagine a medical practitioner
or a leech

[esquive]

[This is a semi literate age, you pretentious snobs with your reading and letters!]

[propulsion]

[ Well yeah, My Little Pony, that's why he used large letters??? ]

book

[assistente]

[What is... a health advisory board... but ok]

Fort the sake of clarity, please add the specific definition of 'nasty', as it is used here. Thank you.

-- Seneschal Salvio Pizzicagnolo

[propulsion]

nasty behavior includes:
coughing
sneezing
open mouth breathing
breathing more than strictly necessary (refer to step 4)

[assistente]

Thank you for your compliance with the request.

I think most breathing is necessary. If not all.

-- Seneschal Salvio Pizzicagnolo

[propulsion]

just no one do it on or near me
thanks

[heorte]

[ ellis' scribbly handwriting appears— ]

So I should consider holding my breath at all times going forward?

[propulsion]

heck yeah if you can't maintain a 10 ft distance
are you sick? what are your symptoms

[justashotaway]

Why does soup prevent grippe?

[propulsion]

it
*soap
it clearly says soap

[ No it doesn't. ]

[justashotaway]

It looks like soup.
Why does soap prevent grippe?

[propulsion]

I mean soup is a pretty kickass comfort food to have once you get the grippe
but we're talking prevention
you get the grippe from other people who have it ergo cleaning your hands prevents you from picking it up off surfaces they have interacted with

[justashotaway]

You could avoid touching those things in the first place. What does it look like?

crystal.

[propulsion]

[ He switches mediums, because he cannot even bring himself to write all this down for the nth time.

Clears his throat, and says; ]

It doesn't-- it's nothing you can see. So small as to be invisible. So unless you see a person touching a thing first, there's no way you can predict you're not picking up what they're putting down. The-- it, the virus, can live externally up to a day or two.

Waiting. Lurking.

[windyvoice]

This is the worst dimension ever.
Like ever.

[propulsion]

it's ok
that being said I'm not leaving my room

[windyvoice]

hey at least you probably HAVE immunity
im living the future that the novax moms want
its bad
i would kill for a bottle of nyquil

[propulsion]

can't help you there kiddo
but I can suss out for you the world's smallest violin

[windyvoice]

whateverrr
if i die from the flu im coming back to haunt your ass