002.

[propulsion]

FORM: Enchanted books as well as loose leaf fliers left in key public spaces.
SENDER: Tony "Do I Have To Do Everything Myself" Stark
RECIPIENT: Hopefully all of you disgusting people.
NOTES: n/a

Comments

[keenly]

Go to Lowtown. You get housewives making soap out of their homes and consigni I'll pick some up this evening before my shift.

[okayimin]

[ SHE FUCKING SEES THAT ]

If you think a Lowtown housewife won't take you for every coin you have, you're mad. But thank you.

[keenly]

Poor people aren't all crooked. And it's soap. We need soap. And we can't wait for a shipment of it from Orzammar, with all the associated transportation expenses.

[okayimin]

Who said they were.

And do as you will, then. I'm in no position to stop you.

[ Being sick and all the annoyance that goes with that. ]

[keenly]

Should we start making our own soap?

And by we, I mean I. Since I have the apothecary.

[okayimin]

I am of the opinion it would benefit us to do so with as much as we can.

[keenly]

I'll add it to my list.

[And then go cry at how long his list is.]

[propulsion]

the sexual tension on this page is overwhelming

[keenly]

[It's a shame "LOL" doesn't exist in Thedas, or it would be used here.]

[okayimin]

Thank you.
And if you're going to Lowtown to buy soap off the housewives, you might as well see if you can get a decent meal from one as well.