002.

[propulsion]

FORM: Enchanted books as well as loose leaf fliers left in key public spaces.
SENDER: Tony "Do I Have To Do Everything Myself" Stark
RECIPIENT: Hopefully all of you disgusting people.
NOTES: n/a

Comments

[okayimin]

That's fantastic, frankly.
What's the composition of it?

[propulsion]

alcohol + glycerin
or whatever we'll substitute for glycerin. it's a fat component.

[ He may be a genius but the finer points of shit he never had to think about before are surprisingly hard to reverse engineer. ]

[okayimin]

Animal fat would be my first thought, considering it's used frequently enough. I assume you've already considered that option, though.

[propulsion]

yeah we're hitting up some stocks of tallow
full disclosure this wasn't exactly my forte back home but the lady knows what she's doing

[okayimin]

Perhaps you shouldn't be disclosing that while also claiming there are tiny invisible creatures running about and making everyone sick.

It's a fascinating theory, to be frank, but one I don't imagine many would be receptive to.

[propulsion]

to be clear, Sound of Music, I meant you don't usually catch me making handcrafted glitter soap for my etsy page
invisible creatures running around and making everyone sick is baseline knowledge

[okayimin]

I'm sure that would be a very excellent insult in your world and not the garbled ravings of a self important shit head.

[propulsion]

little harsh

[okayimin]

Don't throw shit if you don't want shit thrown back, Stark.

[propulsion]

Sound of Music is a compliment
it's a classic

[okayimin]

I'm sure.