Alright, I'm just going to say it: whoever was fucking in camp last night, you're disgusting. And you're also much louder than you think you are, so I'm sure I speak for basically everyone here when I say for the love of Andraste stop.

[ A pause, as if she might be done. But on second thought, no. ]

I just don't even understand. I thought I had low standards, but you make me look like the fucking Maker. The alley behind the Bloody Racket is cleaner and safer than this fucking jungle. Do you not have a nose? Or even eyes? Have you looked at your fingernails? Have you seen the bugs here? If you won't stop for all of us who are already trying to sleep over the sound of monkeys and giant parrot-snakes and shit, then stop for your own health, fuck.