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Adasse Agassi ([personal profile] gottakeeponejumpahead) wrote in [community profile] therookery2017-10-05 03:33 pm

A little free enterprise

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Character(s) Adasse Agassi and Haelan
RECIPIENT: The Inquisition proper
WHAT: Adasse and Haelan practice a little Capitalism
WHEN: First week of Harvestmere
WHERE: The Gallows, namely, the corner room that Haelan and Adasse conned their way into.
NOTES: Warnings for a couple of clever kids who like to turn a profit, general sass and irreverence. Adasse is Red Text, Haelan is Blue, and thread-jacking is always welcome




[Crystals ping to life as Adasse clears his throat, mutters, 'All right, let's do this.']

Good afternoon there, Inquisition. It is your two newest scouts, Adasse Agassi and my companion in arms -

In that what we're going with? Companion in arms? Okay, fine. Okay. And his brave companion in arms, Haelan.

Well I am sure they already know you're my best mate, y'whiner. Anyways - we've taken note that some of the merchants have been giving a bit of the cold shoulder - and we thought to ourselves, Haelan and Adasse, you can help with this.

Over the years we have built up a relationship with many of the city's merchants and traders and we are willing to use this to your advantage- we can do your shopping for you! And I'm not a whiner.

For a modest fee, naturally. And yes, you are.

A very fair fee, as we'll drop off your shopping where-ever you like within the city. Don't want to carry your stuff from Hightown back to the Gallows? No problem, we'll do it for you. Can't go through Lowtown until the Carta back off? No problem, we'll go pick up your groceries.

And no, I'm not.

Nothing is too big, or too small, or too hard to get our hands on ... outside of dragons. And dragon bits. That's just - you have to kill a dragon for that and we try to avoid dragons as much as possible. It's a life choice where we decide to live.

Soooooo are.

And haunted stuff. I'm not dealing with haunted stuff. But if you have your dragon bits ordered from someone else, we can go pick those up for you! No problem.

Shut up.

We also do messages, love letters, hate letters, and just general communication outside of the Gallows proper. Inside the Gallows proper we do that for free, as it's sort of our job.

You love me.

If you want us to sing your messages, there is an extra charge. If Adasse does any singing we have to pay for people to see Healers. And yeah, I love you.

justice_is_blond: (Just a little amused)

[personal profile] justice_is_blond 2017-10-06 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Are you certain you can't do dragon bits?
justice_is_blond: (Actually let's go with that idea)

[personal profile] justice_is_blond 2017-10-06 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, I don't think anyone's set up shop killing dragons and selling parts off. ...But I may take an adorable picture of a dragon, as I'm amused at the thought.

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bad_thief: (009)

[personal profile] bad_thief 2017-10-06 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Think that's going to work? Any of those Rifters desperate enough to ask someone to get their shopping for them?
bad_thief: (009)

Is it because he's... no, Haelan's got nothing.

[personal profile] bad_thief 2017-10-09 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Shit.

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iceblade: (6)

[personal profile] iceblade 2017-10-06 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's some nuggish squeaking in the background as Skadi chuckles, listening to all this.]

I'll pass on the singing, but the rest? Good to know. I doubt civilized folk want me in the Hightown market, anyway. The look they gave me when I went to check on that forest garden was as though I'd taken a dump in their street.
iceblade: (1)

[personal profile] iceblade 2017-10-06 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye! It's a wee thing, one of those that a lowlander was giving away over the crystals. I haven't settled on a name yet.

[She picks it up to bring it closer, letting it investigate the crystal.]

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faithlikeaseed: hollow art (pb - endearing)

[personal profile] faithlikeaseed 2017-10-09 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
[...Well, all right.]

I've got an errand that could use running, but before I tell you what it is, Haelan, you'll have to introduce me to your enterprising friend. [There's a grin in Myr's voice.]
bad_thief: (007)

[personal profile] bad_thief 2017-10-09 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Myr!

So this is Adasse. He's as trustworthy and diligent as any friend you could have. He does look like a nug's backside, but you can't have everything.

What errand would you like us to run for you?

bad_thief: (009)

[personal profile] bad_thief 2017-10-09 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
He works out. Apparently.

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theexile: (Care to join me?)

[personal profile] theexile 2017-10-09 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Haunted?

[Are they not wanting to deal with spirits? She cannot be certain.]
theexile: (Checking her facts)

[personal profile] theexile 2017-10-09 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
He encounters these...often?

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youwonscience: (machine pressed stop)

[personal profile] youwonscience 2017-10-09 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
What if we don't know it's haunted when we order it?

[Deadpan.]
youwonscience: (And then get up and leave her)

[personal profile] youwonscience 2017-10-11 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose as long as the fee is negotiated in advance, that's fair.

I don't have anything I need right now, but if I describe something sort of out of the ordinary, could you keep an eye out for it when you're doing all this shopping for everyone else?

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samahl: (amused)

[personal profile] samahl 2017-10-11 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well, a shame. I was hoping to purchase haunted small clothes made of dragon hide...
samahl: (amused)

[personal profile] samahl 2017-10-11 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[He laughs a bit.]

And here I was thinking I would get a lecture about wearing haunted underthings.

It's much safer just to go around bare.

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