A little free enterprise

[gottakeeponejumpahead]

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Character(s) Adasse Agassi and Haelan
RECIPIENT: The Inquisition proper
WHAT: Adasse and Haelan practice a little Capitalism
WHEN: First week of Harvestmere
WHERE: The Gallows, namely, the corner room that Haelan and Adasse conned their way into.
NOTES: Warnings for a couple of clever kids who like to turn a profit, general sass and irreverence. Adasse is Red Text, Haelan is Blue, and thread-jacking is always welcome

[Crystals ping to life as Adasse clears his throat, mutters, 'All right, let's do this.']

Good afternoon there, Inquisition. It is your two newest scouts, Adasse Agassi and my companion in arms -

In that what we're going with? Companion in arms? Okay, fine. Okay. And his brave companion in arms, Haelan.

Well I am sure they already know you're my best mate, y'whiner. Anyways - we've taken note that some of the merchants have been giving a bit of the cold shoulder - and we thought to ourselves, Haelan and Adasse, you can help with this.

Over the years we have built up a relationship with many of the city's merchants and traders and we are willing to use this to your advantage- we can do your shopping for you! And I'm not a whiner.

For a modest fee, naturally. And yes, you are.

A very fair fee, as we'll drop off your shopping where-ever you like within the city. Don't want to carry your stuff from Hightown back to the Gallows? No problem, we'll do it for you. Can't go through Lowtown until the Carta back off? No problem, we'll go pick up your groceries.

And no, I'm not.

Nothing is too big, or too small, or too hard to get our hands on ... outside of dragons. And dragon bits. That's just - you have to kill a dragon for that and we try to avoid dragons as much as possible. It's a life choice where we decide to live.

Soooooo are.

And haunted stuff. I'm not dealing with haunted stuff. But if you have your dragon bits ordered from someone else, we can go pick those up for you! No problem.

Shut up.

We also do messages, love letters, hate letters, and just general communication outside of the Gallows proper. Inside the Gallows proper we do that for free, as it's sort of our job.

You love me.

If you want us to sing your messages, there is an extra charge. If Adasse does any singing we have to pay for people to see Healers. And yeah, I love you.

Comments

[samahl]

Why thank you. It's good to have friends who can get you things.

[gottakeeponejumpahead]

I am a very good friend in that regard.

[samahl]

In many regards, I'd think.

[gottakeeponejumpahead]

You flatter me - I should find a way to flatter you. Several ways.

[samahl]

Hm-hm. And in several different positions.

[gottakeeponejumpahead]

I shall offer you positions all over the place.

[samahl]

This is why I like you - so flexible.

[gottakeeponejumpahead]

I am flexible beyond belief.

[samahl]

I should really put that to test.

[gottakeeponejumpahead]

Well you know me, Cyril. I'm always up for demonstrations of my mental and physical prowess.

[samahl]

That is why I like you so much.

[gottakeeponejumpahead]

Well good, because I like you too.

[samahl]

Mutual appreciation is the best kind.

[gottakeeponejumpahead]

I can't even argue with that, and I wouldn't want to.

[samahl]

Because you are very clever. For now, I should probably let you get to work. You likely have all sorts of people asking for you to solve their problems.

[gottakeeponejumpahead]

I do what I can. See you at the pub later then?

[samahl]

Of course, my dear. Have fun in the meantime.

[gottakeeponejumpahead]

You too. Try to keep out of trouble, beautiful.