therookery | A little free enterprise

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Character(s) Adasse Agassi and Haelan
RECIPIENT: The Inquisition proper
WHAT: Adasse and Haelan practice a little Capitalism
WHEN: First week of Harvestmere
WHERE: The Gallows, namely, the corner room that Haelan and Adasse conned their way into.
NOTES: Warnings for a couple of clever kids who like to turn a profit, general sass and irreverence. Adasse is Red Text, Haelan is Blue, and thread-jacking is always welcome

[Crystals ping to life as Adasse clears his throat, mutters, 'All right, let's do this.']

Good afternoon there, Inquisition. It is your two newest scouts, Adasse Agassi and my companion in arms -

In that what we're going with? Companion in arms? Okay, fine. Okay. And his brave companion in arms, Haelan.

Well I am sure they already know you're my best mate, y'whiner. Anyways - we've taken note that some of the merchants have been giving a bit of the cold shoulder - and we thought to ourselves, Haelan and Adasse, you can help with this.

Over the years we have built up a relationship with many of the city's merchants and traders and we are willing to use this to your advantage- we can do your shopping for you! And I'm not a whiner.

For a modest fee, naturally. And yes, you are.

A very fair fee, as we'll drop off your shopping where-ever you like within the city. Don't want to carry your stuff from Hightown back to the Gallows? No problem, we'll do it for you. Can't go through Lowtown until the Carta back off? No problem, we'll go pick up your groceries.

And no, I'm not.

Nothing is too big, or too small, or too hard to get our hands on ... outside of dragons. And dragon bits. That's just - you have to kill a dragon for that and we try to avoid dragons as much as possible. It's a life choice where we decide to live.

Soooooo are.

And haunted stuff. I'm not dealing with haunted stuff. But if you have your dragon bits ordered from someone else, we can go pick those up for you! No problem.

Shut up.

We also do messages, love letters, hate letters, and just general communication outside of the Gallows proper. Inside the Gallows proper we do that for free, as it's sort of our job.

You love me.

If you want us to sing your messages, there is an extra charge. If Adasse does any singing we have to pay for people to see Healers. And yeah, I love you.

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Aaaaah ... Chantry f- ... put you all over the barrel of illiteracy as well, eh?

[Because he likes blaming the Chantry.]

I'll be happy too. Passing along knowledge's valuable to us on the wrong side of the Greater Powers line, yeah?

The Avvar have removed themselves from the Chantry and believe in their own ways of doing matters. There is no need for a written language among the Avvar as a result.

[She laughs softly.]

I like that. Thank you.

Now see, that's just proper and sensible. Well done, Avvar.

[Because honestly the Chantry's a right bunch of wankers to the lot of them.]

You're quite welcome, and when are you free for me to scribble this list?

The Avvar would like your attitude towards the Chantry. I know that I do.

[Seriously, she likes anyone who is anti-Chantry or Circle or whatever involving that.]

I am free now. I am here since I am making medicines.

Well on our way to becoming mates, excellent.

[You're in luck, he's both.]

I shall swing on by then. Aaaah you like nugs right?

It seems to be so. I am glad.

[Oh good. More points to you, new friend.]

Have you one? A fennec lives with me but I can be certain he sleeps in his den if you feel your nug would be in danger. Though, nug are not what he hunts so your friend would be safe from him all the same.

[She promises!]

Me too! Always good to have more mates about.

[Especially when they got their heads on straight.]

I do, his name is Coco and he's adorable. And as long as the fennec's good, I'm good.

[Okay she laughs again.]

I have very few so I welcome more.

I can provide food for your friend as well. There is no need for his belly to go hungry either.

[Adasse is on a charm roll, look at him go.]

Well he'll be happy to have it.

[Once Adasse proved to him that mages didn't poison food sheeeesh.]

You are aware I meant the nug? Your other friend will already be getting food.

Ah-hah! ... no I had no idea but that is very kind of you, thank you. Coco likes his veg. Especially mushrooms.

Then that is what I shall have for him.

I like you.

I do not hear that often. Thank you.

Well you are quite welcome. I'd bow but it's sort of pointless with this ...

As one who was Avvar, I do not require it.

I will be easy to find when you wish for food. People have a habit of talking about the Avvar mage.

Oh trust me, we always find food. Call it a nose for survival.

Such skill is good to have.

It is! Now if we could just do it more often we wouldn't be so skinny.

A little free enterprise

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