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[samahl]

FORM: Written message
SENDER: Cyril Ashara
RECIPIENT: OPEN
WHAT: Cyril is being a troll, apparently.
WHEN: Current
WHERE: Posted Publicly
NOTES: None yet

[The handwriting here is very flowy and artistic. Not at all like what one would expect from a Dalish elf, but whoever has written it has taken their time. Those who know him probably know this is his way of dealing with his own tension over the conflict in Skyhold, others are free to interpret this as they will.]

Inquisition -

Has the constant Mage/Templar bickering formed knots in your back?

Are your nerves on edge anticipating the next castle-wide brawl?

Come see me for a free massage!
Stay for the charming company!

- Cyril Ashara
(The Dalish elf, who is still very available)

P.S. Extra care provided for burly warrior types who need attention given to sore muscles.

Comments

[arlathvhen]

Sam don't do it!!!

[el_tybs]

[Seeing as everyone has probably already seen the other note he doesn't bother crossing out his name.

Also from this Cyril will probably recognize that he was the other person defacing Krem's flier earlier about flexing.]

I was merely giving some friendly pointers if he's pursuing this.
Was it necessary to write my name?

[arlathvhen]

[ Fine, she'll cross out his name. Then write at the end. ]

Sorry. :(

[ Look at that sad face, Sam. Look at it. ]

[el_tybs]

[He is looking at it. If the writing is who he thinks it is...]

You're forgiven.
But how come you can ask for one, but I can't? [Followed by an arrow pointing to her message/doodle above.]

[arlathvhen]

It was a joke. Besides, I wouldn't get the...............happy ending.

[ Each and every one of those ellipses were necessary. ]

[samahl]

I've no idea what ending you are referring to.

[el_tybs]

Is there like a bad ending or something?

[samahl]

The only ending I was expecting is one where everyone feels less stress.

[el_tybs]

With how things are going I think a lot of people could use that.

[samahl]

That is exactly my concern.

[el_tybs]

Well then you're doing everyone a service.

I didn't know you did massages.

[samahl]

It's not that difficult. You only need to put your hands on someone and rub.

[el_tybs]

I think it's a bit more complicated then THAT.
But I'll take your word for it since you're the more experienced one here.

[samahl]

The offer stands to show you.

[el_tybs]

I'll consider it after these falling lessons.

[samahl]

Indeed. That is likely to make you very sore.

[el_tybs]

Yeah. What was that saying? No pain, you're Blighted?

[samahl]

I'll help where I can.

[el_tybs]

Well if I have any issues I know who to go to.

[samahl]

As long as you remember me.

[el_tybs]

How could I forget?

[samahl]

[He doodles a little preening halla]

I do mean the offer. Whenever you need.

[el_tybs]

Thank you.