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[samahl]

FORM: Written message
SENDER: Cyril Ashara
RECIPIENT: OPEN
WHAT: Cyril is being a troll, apparently.
WHEN: Current
WHERE: Posted Publicly
NOTES: None yet

[The handwriting here is very flowy and artistic. Not at all like what one would expect from a Dalish elf, but whoever has written it has taken their time. Those who know him probably know this is his way of dealing with his own tension over the conflict in Skyhold, others are free to interpret this as they will.]

Inquisition -

Has the constant Mage/Templar bickering formed knots in your back?

Are your nerves on edge anticipating the next castle-wide brawl?

Come see me for a free massage!
Stay for the charming company!

- Cyril Ashara
(The Dalish elf, who is still very available)

P.S. Extra care provided for burly warrior types who need attention given to sore muscles.

Comments

An addition....

[dalishious]

[ In a much less tidy fashion, someone has scrawled rather large quotation marks around the word 'massage'. ]

[sandsofhell]

It's more of your "Templars" giving me a headache.

[lacere]

[An anonymous note left on a scrap of paper, though the handwriting is probably familiar to the scouts if they pay attention, or those that rank above her.]

I think my nerves have their own nerves from being constantly on edge, if that's possible.

[Like blisters that have their own blisters. Yeah.]

[arlathvhen]

[slipshot]

[At the bottom, someone has rendered a well-practiced butt, as well as a not-so-well-practiced hand groping that butt.]

[salvatore_underfoot]

[Someone's added a drawing near the PS.]

written.

[equanimiti]

Solicitation of any kind is prohibited unless certified by the Inquisition.

[This Templar clearly doesn't get the joke.]

[el_tybs]

[There are... a lot of drawings and notes on the parchment. He's not sure how to take the entire thing. At first he leaves it alone, but eventually he returns and writes in a clear spot with an arrow towards the message.]

You should probably have somewhere the best way to get a hold of you or where to find you. Or is trying to find you part of it being free?

[easternseaqueen]

[Inserted near the word "free":]

Tips greatly appreciated.