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[samahl]

FORM: Written message
SENDER: Cyril Ashara
RECIPIENT: OPEN
WHAT: Cyril is being a troll, apparently.
WHEN: Current
WHERE: Posted Publicly
NOTES: None yet

[The handwriting here is very flowy and artistic. Not at all like what one would expect from a Dalish elf, but whoever has written it has taken their time. Those who know him probably know this is his way of dealing with his own tension over the conflict in Skyhold, others are free to interpret this as they will.]

Inquisition -

Has the constant Mage/Templar bickering formed knots in your back?

Are your nerves on edge anticipating the next castle-wide brawl?

Come see me for a free massage!
Stay for the charming company!

- Cyril Ashara
(The Dalish elf, who is still very available)

P.S. Extra care provided for burly warrior types who need attention given to sore muscles.

Comments

An addition....

[dalishious]

[ In a much less tidy fashion, someone has scrawled rather large quotation marks around the word 'massage'. ]

[sandsofhell]

It's more of your "Templars" giving me a headache.

[samahl]

[A another note added at the bottom in the flowing handwriting]

I sincerely hope my brother is the one who improved this.

[samahl]

I'm Dalish. They aren't 'my' templars. We don't have templars. However, from what I'm told, they're rather good at that.

There are techniques that can be used to soothe headaches.

[sandsofhell]

Wish someone warned me about that skill in advance. It's proven to be near deadly.

Well, I wouldn't turn down a massage, or some aspirin if you people have any.

[lacere]

[An anonymous note left on a scrap of paper, though the handwriting is probably familiar to the scouts if they pay attention, or those that rank above her.]

I think my nerves have their own nerves from being constantly on edge, if that's possible.

[Like blisters that have their own blisters. Yeah.]

[dalishious]

People deserv to know what a creep you are

[arlathvhen]

[slipshot]

[At the bottom, someone has rendered a well-practiced butt, as well as a not-so-well-practiced hand groping that butt.]

[salvatore_underfoot]

[Someone's added a drawing near the PS.]

written.

[equanimiti]

Solicitation of any kind is prohibited unless certified by the Inquisition.

[This Templar clearly doesn't get the joke.]

[samahl]

I've only been suggesting a way to relieve the stress.

[samahl]

This is a prefect addition.

[samahl]

I'm shocked by this implication.

[samahl]

What a well drawn expression of disgust.

[samahl]

Then you need to relax more than most.

[samahl]

What's aspirin?

[samahl]

I'm a creep for offering a chance to relax?

[equanimiti]

If you have the time to seek relief, then I shall assume you're not working hard enough.

[samahl]

Not even the Inquisition would force their volunteers to work all hours of the day. Though I would happily welcome more assignments, if there's something you have in mind, ser.

[equanimiti]

Mayhaps there's some truth to that but Skyhold would've been completed by now hadn't our volunteers been so lazy in their endeavors. The condition of the hold is a prime source of embarrassment as of late.

[None of that mess is true. That's just Sauveterre being dramatic and over embellishing the situation. It will take many months before Skyhold is fully restored. Of course the Templar knows this but he's feeling testy.]

The stables certainly could use an extra hand.

[samahl]

Oh yes, and there are wonderful stable hands there, aren't there?

[el_tybs]

[There are... a lot of drawings and notes on the parchment. He's not sure how to take the entire thing. At first he leaves it alone, but eventually he returns and writes in a clear spot with an arrow towards the message.]

You should probably have somewhere the best way to get a hold of you or where to find you. Or is trying to find you part of it being free?

[sandsofhell]

An addicting wonder drug and cure for everything.

[dalishious]

[ He draws an arrow pointing to Cyril's last message and writes: ]

Dont fall for this